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  1. The Large Hadron Collider had to be shut down because of a piece of bread. If the future is sabotaging it they hired MacGyver for the job.
  2. @granata Congratulations!
  3. Hey Refresh OKC, I'm at Iguana Mexican Grill, where the hell are you?
  4. @kklockhart Very, very true.
  5. @Mike_FTW I can't star that enough. Opening more Twitter accounts, brb.
  6. OKC folks: Don't forget, today's Refresh lunch is at 11:30 at Iguana Grill. Be there on time. You don't want cold grilled iguana.
  7. @kklockhart What baffles me is people that want to be surprised. It's 1 of 2 things. If either surprises you, you're not ready for this.
  8. @AinsleyofAttack Also, "Comma Chameleon."
  9. You celebrate Guy Fawkes your way, I'll get drunk.
  10. Remember, remember a fifth more of liquor Two bottles of bourbon & gin I know of no reason Why the bottle of bourbon Should ever be a sin
  11. OKC folks: Are you coming to tomorrow's Refresh lunch at Iguana? http://xrl.us/bf2mry Let me know so I can hide the kni... er, get a table.
  12. I just hope Fiorina can do for Senate Republicans what she did for HP.
  13. If we've learned anything from this World Series it's that baseball should only be watched on Twitter.
  14. @saucybritches Damn birthers giving ya trouble? @OURMINICOOPER WAS NOT BORN IN KENYA, PEOPLE. LET IT GO.
  15. @luomat He fixes the cable?
  16. @Aimee_B_Loved Gladiator?
  17. @RexHuppke Yeah, cuz then you have to lic... I mean, good point.
  18. @RexHuppke Nice story, but obviously fiction. A "newspaper"? What, are you doing NaNoWriMo?
  19. @jayspear We just bought an Alpha 300 a few days ago. So far, seems like a nice entry-level DSLR.
  20. @ronbailey Happy birthday, from one anthropomorphized avatar to another.