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  1. Wow! I had the craziest dream last night! I was at a... And then there was this... And I had to... Rats.
  2. Now that they've finally settled on an end date for Oprah's show, maybe they'll finally explain what the smoke monster is.
  3. So far, haven't experienced any side effects from the swine flu vaccine. *sniff* *sniff* Hey look, I found another truffle!
  4. OMG, THE SHOT BURNS. IT BUUUUURRRRNNNS. What? That was an alcohol swab? Yes, I'm ready.
  5. Waiting for a swine flu shot. I can't help but think they should be handing out bacon.
  6. Playing the XP Repair Drinking Game. Every time you reboot, you take a drink. 30 minutes into the game & I can't feel my jaw.
  7. Trying the Twitter geolocation feature. I'll know this works when one of you comes here to mug me.
  8. @redrabbit I've got a Gmail filter that automatically forwards the Twitter email to TwitReport. That way I get them automatically.
  9. @redrabbit Check out the awesome TwitReport: http://tntluoma.com/scripts... Made by our own @tj.
  10. I just don't have the heart to tell Prince those aren't dove tears.
  11. Ignoring Twitter's new question is going to take a lot of getting used to.
  12. So how long before Arrington claims he's delaying the CrunchPad till it can run Chrome OS?
  13. @palisade14 I bought a thousand of 'em. Pretty sure I'll use 'em up before that happens.
  14. Hey, social media nitwits! If your card needs more info on it then mine -- well, I guess you're doin' it wrong, huh? http://is.gd/4YvlE
  15. If I were an adult I could probably listen to a story about "senior Afghans" and not imagine old, long-haired dogs.
  16. @programwitch If you wanna fight the crowds, Walmart will have one for $78 on Black Friday: http://xrl.us/bf7jij
  17. @hornbeck Didn't you have something like that happen to your account a long time ago?
  18. I AM EATING PIE.
  19. @ThirtySixthSpan I have that problem off & on. Seems to happen in waves -- everything's fine for a while, then a bunch of stuff is lost.
  20. @yhf Dammit, that shoulda been my line.