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RT @texburgher "Honey, watch your back!" She makes me feel like a dashing hero deftly evading danger when she reminds me 2 lift with my legs9:42 AM Nov 18thfrom API
A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day!8:17 AM Nov 18thfrom API
RT @toldorknown I wish we'd hurry up and switch to metric so we can get rid of these triple digit temperatures.7:02 AM Nov 18thfrom API
A three minute song stored in a 128kbps MP3 file, if saved on punch cards, would require a stack of cards five feet nine inches high.5:51 AM Nov 18thfrom API
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.4:42 AM Nov 18thfrom API
RT @carrmah Officer, we can either quarrel over this speeding ticket now or we can resolve this over few beers with the President of the USA3:32 AM Nov 18thfrom API
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.2:48 AM Nov 18thfrom API
RT @Moltz People, c'mon. Even if there is water on the moon, it's clearly past its expiration date. Use your heads.2:02 AM Nov 18thfrom web
Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been struck by lighting.1:45 AM Nov 18thfrom API
Life is too short to waste. Dreams are fulfilled only through action, not through endless planning to take action. - D. Schwartz12:26 AM Nov 18thfrom web
RT @stevesipress: “The worst day of a man's life is when he sits down and begins thinking about how he can get something for nothing”-Th ...7:02 PM Nov 16thfrom web