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The Dynamic Duo will finally get it on in the forthcoming Batman porno. Don't deny it: Bruce. Dick. Tights. Fanny packs. Batcave. WAKE UP!less than a minute ago from web
@pagecrusher Shit.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to pagecrusher
@MsNovember Sounds like second base to me! They're crazy to not go!about 18 hours ago from web in reply to MsNovember
@vmarinelli You know who else has 2 red thumbs & says you haven't lived until you've gotten it on the ceiling? TRICK QUESTION! Mussolini!about 19 hours ago from web in reply to vmarinelli
@aedison Ummm... Yeah. Thing is... That's cancer. Sorry. Have a nice day!about 20 hours ago from web in reply to aedison
@MsNovember I'll go with you to XXX.about 21 hours ago from web in reply to MsNovember
@drkiki I nominate @MC_Hawking.about 22 hours ago from web in reply to drkiki
"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! Oh shit. Looks like I'm just the Mayor of the Titanic. Fucking Foursqua... What was that sound?"about 22 hours ago from web
@CcSteff Wait... You mean it's NOT the consumption of wedding cake that shuts off the blowjob gene? I'm calling Mythbusters.7:33 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to CcSteff
@tj Wait till he recognizes Shepherd Book in Barney Miller.1:07 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to tj
Reliable sources report that Apple's forthcoming netiPod will fit in your nose. Back to you, Connie.6:55 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
I don't know why you people complain about bed head so much. Yes, it lacks the thrill of road head, but it's still great.1:57 PM Nov 6th from web
The bodies lay strewn on the floor, seemingly untouched. The faint stench betrayed the culprit. For only a ninja can execute a true SBD.1:00 PM Nov 6th from web
I may not know much about religion, but I *DO* know that you're not supposed to eat white meat on Fridays after Labor Day.10:59 AM Nov 6th from web
It's 1:40. Do you know where your @SeoulBrother is?10:37 AM Nov 6th from Hahlo
@Tony_D was really @TonyDanza ALL ALONG!9:40 AM Nov 6th from web
. @TonyDanza's website can beat up @JimCarrey's website.9:16 AM Nov 6th from web
FACT: Baffling his script writers, Tony Danza's magical power spontaneously changed all of his TV characters' names to "Tony". END FACT.7:54 AM Nov 6th from web
@Tony_D SCRRREEECH!!!4:42 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Tony_D
@mikemorrow Was Beyoncé there? http://bit.ly/3smMpz7:18 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to mikemorrow

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