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  1. the cabin, mount hawthorn. go, despite the lampshades. at last" a proper small bar gustatory snug vibey home away from home.
  2. two minute noodles with chilli, veg, chook and coriander leaves. there is a god.
  3. not SEXIST you clown fish typist type with seven thumbs and no revision skills father smelt of elderberries SEXIEST.
  4. sexist perth truffle degs? Loose Box and 1907. Both still avail for maybe another two weeks. Drool on keyboard: a good sign.
  5. neal jackson is upselling punters to freshly grated black truffle on a range of his dishes for an extra $12. Star Anise has truffle pate.
  6. things i hate. sea urchin roe. the chewy, bitter foot bit on sea snails. poorly reheated potato. campari. brussel sprouts. compound choc.
  7. baaad fish, dorey. things i like and shouldnt. farleys rusks with milk. a nuttella covered digit dipped in hot tea. kfc fries.
  8. i once got on a virgin flight with no cash and the lady next to me gave me a krispy creme donut. that was possibly my fave food moment.
  9. two more weeks and dem wa truffles is outta here, brother. go try pricey but good value degs at 1907, friends, gala while u still can.
  10. wondrous food in ubud. grated coconut, fried chilli, fish sauce, veggies. mango lassis. banana pancakes. ooeer.
  11. so heres the thing. you can pay eight dollards (oooh!) for dinner at fancy places, but find a little warung with a smiling lady and pay two
  12. is pat nourse a shameless promoter of gourmetesque awardisms?
  13. pata negra: order the ham hock with duck confit, chorizo and lentils. smokin.
  14. in my dreams i go to sydney for lunch at spice i am and dinner at the bentley, perhaps with yugoslav rieslings.
  15. i like the skin on chicken treat. so kill me.
  16. fiji. ignore defrosted pastries on breakfast buffet and head straight for condiment land: smoked salt, smoked kelp flakes. yeah.
  17. what does one eat in fiji?
  18. .....did stevie wonder REALLY say "I never thought I'd see the day"?
  19. re the celeb wankfest look at me i knew him when he had a nose even though i didnt stand up when the paedophile stuff went down......
  20. pata: that's a yes from me.