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  1. Anyway, now that I know WHAT it is, I'm slightly less concerned with the faint mushroom notes, so I'm able to enjoy my tea.
  2. So both the Sugar Cookie and Gingerbread teas have this mushroomy taste. I figured out it's barley. I guess to make it taste more "bready"?
  3. No, dude. I am not to be flexed with.
  4. I find it unbelievably annoying when window shoppers ask me one word questions.
  5. I got SUGAR COOKIE TEA at the store!!!!
  6. cookies will cure all.
  7. @crossbones_inc hahahahha, that'd be an interesting one since he doesn't have a license
  8. I'm singing the Probably Going To Have To Get A Real Job Blues.
  9. doused my fingers with aloe... i think i might emerge without a blister, even...
  10. @Gothcupcake it was cookie's ugly stepfather... bread.
  11. what would possess me to grab the blazing hot pan fresh out of the oven, i wonder?
  12. @pili28 No fortune cookies?!?! Blasphemy!
  13. @venomissdesigns Couture corsets, clothing, and costumes at venomiss.etsy.com - custom ordering available!
  14. Finished 2 custom orders in record time! Now I'm baking bread for my Famous Meatball Sandwiches. Because all my food is famous, you see.
  15. @CookiePartyDiY I'm a constant huncher. I had a great aunt that had a hunchback too, so I really need to be yelled at about my posture.
  16. Don't forget to drop a hint to your sig. other- Gift Certificates are available at http://SmarmyClothes.com & http://SmarmyClothes.etsy.com!
  17. @twinkiechan I scored an awesome bag of fabric from a lady at a craft show once. I say do it!
  18. @poppysgarden We did both when I was a kid, too. All my friends were jealous, mwahahahahah.
  19. My sentiments exactly!! RT @hrtsnlaserbeams: earlier a friend said "hey i've got a mac question for you". my answer was, "buy a pc".
  20. #ff @RockerByeBaby @rockythezombie @pzcreations @madhousemauly @HisRuin @crossbones_inc @synthseduction @akacinders @poisondcreation