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NEWS: @ talks to Lara Starr about how to cook cheaply:
3:10 PM Nov 10th
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NEWS: @ author gets painted like the Devil:
9:54 PM Nov 3rd
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"These monkeys throw poop into the wonder workings of the Web!" he adds. I smirk. This is the rare angry screaming moment at Buildicon.
12:01 PM Oct 31st
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I try not to laugh: "Who would do such a thing?" Vishnu squints: "Purveyors of untruths, making their way through a murky existence...
11:58 AM Oct 31st
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Vishnu runs out of his office. He yells: "There are people who are changing the Web content behind my back!" I slowly walk over.
11:10 AM Oct 31st
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Transmissions to resume shortly...
11:04 AM Oct 31st
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Her anger level gets so high that Vishnu's pales in comparison. I mean, he gets mad. But it's all some kind of internal planetary collapse.
11:40 AM Sep 28th
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I wonder: One hour for what? For Joan's head to come off her body? For it to fly across the room at me like a flaming cannonball?
11:39 AM Sep 28th
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I'm surfing the Net when Joan walks in, grits her teeth and says, "Unbelievable that this can happen! I am giving them one hour!"
11:38 AM Sep 28th
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I'll never do another marketing photo shoot with kids. Not unless they're mannequins or haven't eaten for two days.
1:44 PM Sep 14th
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Just as I begin to get the mess cleaned up, my nephew looks into the room, takes one whiff, then immediately yaks on my shoes.
1:43 PM Sep 14th
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I hope beyond hope he doesn't die as he vomits up a sack load of mushy chips onto me and the RadioBlast. "Oh God," I mumble.
1:42 PM Sep 14th
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Me: "Sure, Kira, lickedy spilt." I suddenly notice the kid has turned purple. His mother is busy searching for more chip bags in her purse.
3:14 PM Aug 27th
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Me: "Kira, I have to get back to work." Kira: "But..." Me: "Put it on my desk. I'll get to it." Kira: "But I need this lickedy spilt?!"
3:13 PM Aug 27th
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The boy puts his greasy paws back on the device that is quickly looking like a shiny new potato chip with wireless connectivity.
3:10 PM Aug 27th
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The process repeats. But I can’t ask the mom to stop because Kira’s “ya-yas” are so forceful. This is a typical day at the office.
10:26 AM Aug 25th
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The boy continues to cry as his mother brings in a potato chip, which he stares at then shoves into his mouth before crying again.
10:25 AM Aug 25th
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Suddenly the kid drops the K79 RadioBlast, creating a $575 scratch. He cries. Kira continues to talk, which sounds like "Ya-ya-ya-ya."
10:23 AM Aug 25th
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Kira: "Hallouu, how very nice to see you. May I ask, ahh, uh... question?" Me: "Sure, Kira. I'm not busy or anything."
10:18 AM Aug 25th
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As I get the first cute kid situated on studio table (an Asian boy with a buzz cut and big shiny eyes) in walks Kira de Frito.
4:47 PM Aug 19th
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- Name smallplaces
- Location Bakersfield, California
- Web http://www.nickbe...
- Bio Small Places by news media junky @nickbelardes began April 25, 2008. It's the first original literary Twitter novel. New Print book by author out 8/1!
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