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  1. Why do I love Bachelor Frog so much? http://bit.ly/1O8sZk
  2. Is it too much to ask for a decent 5760x900 res wallpaper? Think about the quad widescreen monitors for ONCE. #fb
  3. Ok, last one. "Welcome back to America, your birthplace and homeland, Mr. Kane." #classicmoviequotes
  4. Retro web-link (and INCESSANT earworm -we're talking weeks here) http://bit.ly/LBvRL #fb
  5. "That guy in the plaid skirt and mullet sure is brave. In his heart." #classicmoviequotes
  6. Aaaahahahahah!!! RT @mandelino: "For the sixth time, this is Police Academy!" Police academy VI #classicmoviequotes
  7. "Hey, you guys, let's go raid that lost ark!" #classicmoviequotes
  8. @Tracy hahaha yes, I'm going to use it post-apocalypse to build the Giant Butter Idol that's gonna start a new religious craze.
  9. Another retro web link: punking Creed. http://bit.ly/53XY3d http://bit.ly/1fARhc #fb
  10. @Jayran exactly! You're gonna overeat anyway, so at least do it right.
  11. Not using butter/cream/full fat/full deliciousness options in Tgiving meal makes one a communist who hates puppies and America. #fb
  12. @heldincontempt all these unsalted people are just suckers for buying shorter shelf lifed butter. It's not like salted butter is salty.
  13. When a plane arrives from Detroit, I feel like it's the same thing as arriving from Afghanistan. Welcome back, soldiers.
  14. Ah, the gross smell of the airport. What IS that smell, anyway? And why is my parents' flight from Dallas delayed?!? #fb
  15. Nice lip filler, Starbuck. And by "nice," I mean "quack." Why does every awesome chick actress have to betray me? #fb
  16. @heldincontempt I just default to salted unless specified.
  17. I have pretty much the greatest picture of Chip in the universe on my phone and he would kill me if I let anyone see it. #fb
  18. Thanks, Onion AV Club for reminding me how much I hate Children of Men.
  19. Executive decision: 86ing the parsnip portion of parsnip, tater, rutabaga casserole for just rutabaga and taters. I don't like parsnips. #fb
  20. And now to make 50 tamales and hang some curtains. I swear I remember what relaxing was like. #fb