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  1. Why do I love Bachelor Frog so much? http://bit.ly/1O8sZk about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Is it too much to ask for a decent 5760x900 res wallpaper? Think about the quad widescreen monitors for ONCE. #fb about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Ok, last one. "Welcome back to America, your birthplace and homeland, Mr. Kane." #classicmoviequotes 1:34 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  4. Retro web-link (and INCESSANT earworm -we're talking weeks here) http://bit.ly/LBvRL #fb 1:32 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  5. "That guy in the plaid skirt and mullet sure is brave. In his heart." #classicmoviequotes 1:31 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. Aaaahahahahah!!! RT @mandelino: "For the sixth time, this is Police Academy!" Police academy VI #classicmoviequotes 1:27 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  7. "Hey, you guys, let's go raid that lost ark!" #classicmoviequotes 12:17 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  8. @Tracy hahaha yes, I'm going to use it post-apocalypse to build the Giant Butter Idol that's gonna start a new religious craze. 12:14 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to Tracy
  9. Another retro web link: punking Creed. http://bit.ly/53XY3d http://bit.ly/1fARhc #fb 12:13 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  10. @Jayran exactly! You're gonna overeat anyway, so at least do it right. 9:27 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to Jayran
  11. Not using butter/cream/full fat/full deliciousness options in Tgiving meal makes one a communist who hates puppies and America. #fb 8:20 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  12. @heldincontempt all these unsalted people are just suckers for buying shorter shelf lifed butter. It's not like salted butter is salty. 6:42 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to heldincontempt
  13. When a plane arrives from Detroit, I feel like it's the same thing as arriving from Afghanistan. Welcome back, soldiers. 8:14 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  14. Ah, the gross smell of the airport. What IS that smell, anyway? And why is my parents' flight from Dallas delayed?!? #fb 8:07 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  15. Nice lip filler, Starbuck. And by "nice," I mean "quack." Why does every awesome chick actress have to betray me? #fb 6:56 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  16. @heldincontempt I just default to salted unless specified. 5:43 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to heldincontempt
  17. I have pretty much the greatest picture of Chip in the universe on my phone and he would kill me if I let anyone see it. #fb 3:29 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  18. Thanks, Onion AV Club for reminding me how much I hate Children of Men. 2:08 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  19. Executive decision: 86ing the parsnip portion of parsnip, tater, rutabaga casserole for just rutabaga and taters. I don't like parsnips. #fb 12:22 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  20. And now to make 50 tamales and hang some curtains. I swear I remember what relaxing was like. #fb 4:07 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie