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  1. @picturecool @crazywtf celebrating the joys of incest? i foresee massive psychiatric bills in the models' futures.
  2. @francisjurado no mention of 'idiot savant'? (a term i despise due to the 'idiot' bit). but still...
  3. watching #Alabama3 doing Mao @ the Astoria—it never fails to please me especially when i see myself in the frontlines #itdoesnttakemuch
  4. twit-twattle-update—DMs gone missing, no new followers announcements et al. morons. #toomuchtoosoontoofasttoobig #noiwontpay #meandminemadeU
  5. *whispers* i so wanna fuck Zack La Rocha, it's incredible. #RageAgainstTheMachine #thisismecaring #whoknowsit
  6. then again, i realise it's a personal matter (especially if you're a dummy). *shrugs* i still wanna beat you up. #fightingmood
  7. anyone who doesn't remove the underlines from links in their browser's prefs is an asshole out of whom i'd love to beat the shit. #justsayin
  8. what i'd dig telling x-bossdude b4 i bust a cap in his ass (SLJackson's Ezekiel speech) #PulpFiction http://songza.fm/~2djiwg
  9. RT @crazywtf The 'Twitter Shitter' joke finally comes true #wtf http://bit.ly/8Gs5c0 #onlyinNYC #ithinkcos #tldr
  10. @tonylongworth that's actually a line from mr madonna's 'Snatch'. #justsayin' #greatfuckinfilm
  11. @tonylongworth iz the Valiums that dunnit + me being awake for nigh on 48hrs for no good reason. smoked shitloads of contraband for nought
  12. i'm wrapped up, tangled up, hung up... in your love. i'm strung out, comin down, slapbang in the middle of your love *in a Larry Love voice*
  13. i just knocked over my 2nd wake-up shot—cuppa coffee & after cleaning it all up, my mouse is all sticky. hmm. i'm getting an idea. #teehee
  14. @setmajer well duh! that goes w/o saying & no, 'Slum' & its derivatives don't count. on your knees, Sunny Jim *in a John Constantine voice*
  15. @uberdragon i wish i hadn't followed that link. once seen, they'll never b 4gotten—times like this i'd want senility 2 kick in but NO. #damn
  16. @philhawley i am... 'OF COURSE'... right? 'of course'?!?one11!!!??! #PREENINGMYASSOFF HAHAHAHA... oy. if only others agreed.
  17. if i don't get a job ASAP, i'm gonna run down my High Street TTLY unclothed, shrieking @ the top of my lungs—that'll show em *evil* #MYEYES!
  18. @philhawley every time i find 'the bright side' i turn it over, just to make sure. i'm never disappointed—the other side's always shit. ;-)
  19. @Dystopia2009 let's just forget it but usually being in #attentionwhorin mode, i'm grateful for every crumb, *smirk* GLOM!
  20. @tonylongworth good on them. amazing, innit? there should be all kindsa statues and tributes to him over there, but NOOOOOooo! #bastards