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  1. wondering if Abba is the closest thing the Swedes have to organized crime. 30 minutes ago from web
  2. Check out - Stuff Yourself with Vultures Listening Party and Giveaway Nov 23 @ 3:00PM http://tinyurl.com/yh98blp about 9 hours ago from web
  3. The Carcass « Comedy Sketch for Thanksgiving http://post.ly/DJzv about 17 hours ago from Posterous
  4. if you attach a chicken wing to a car anteanna via a rubber band, Auto-zone will give you a rebate on air filters. #fakefact 9:13 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. warm Calvin Klien sweater-buying wives (like mine) rule! Thanks, baby! 5:28 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. "No one knew a about the prostate when I was your age. We weren't supposed to have regular exams. That was then. Now you have pamphlets." 9:01 AM Nov 21st from web
  7. One of My Short Stories I Completely Forgot About: "Toilet Captain" http://post.ly/D4xt 2:36 PM Nov 20th from Posterous
  8. @yesiamgoddess love the older stuff. I've had Rocketman and Your Song in my head all day! 1:56 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to yesiamgoddess
  9. So am I allowed to despise Aerosmith but really enjoy old Elton John? 'cause that's what I'm feelin'.... 12:14 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. so tiredy i kan't eeven spell write....zz.....wait....zzzzz 11:37 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. "Rocky and Bullwinkle": a famed boxer and a moose w/a speech-impediment fight in the Cold War #tvshowpunnames 7:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  12. Just got listed at http://www.TweetFind.com - Online Directory Of Twitter Businesses and Users - @TweetFind - Join For Free. 7:23 AM Nov 19th from web
  13. RT @BreakingNews: Hamid Karzai sworn in as president of Afghanistan. 6:37 AM Nov 19th from web
  14. @LAKingsGM RT Ryan Smyth out a month. Perfect time for the young players to step up. Teddy Purcell, I'm looking in your direction. #lakings 11:52 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. @zoezer an organization that refuses to adopt #pmi best practices bc the upward-reporting audience "won't get it" = #pmo fail! #pmbok 6:47 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. Watching the immeasurably timeless and inarguably wonderful 'Cosmos' by Carl Sagan. Episode explains galaxies. Universe = SUBLIMELY huge! 11:11 PM Nov 17th from web
  17. and for my next cranky comment, i have to say i don't like song lyrics posted as status comments. Clogs the series of tubes, right? 7:56 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. The sarcastic Sludgequack LOVES following people, then clicking through their links to find shitty clipart/stock photos of "more followers" 5:47 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. My fellow workers, good luck w/me today. Last night's insomnia had me up at 3am and unable to get back to sleep until 6:30am :( 10:59 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. RT @TechCrunch MySpace Close To Acquiring iMeem http://bit.ly/cFoxb 8:13 AM Nov 17th from web