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  1. RT @davidfg: Video: We got that B-roll! http://bit.ly/6bz3VZ (Thanks Bob)
  2. I just got to hold a kitten #win
  3. Right up until this very moment I was operating with a latent but total conviction that @tomscocca's avatar was a glass of orange juice.
  4. Annual trip to storage space for tree stand and ornaments. #atheisminpractice
  5. RT @apelikecreature: Stopped during a mtn. bike ride. Pretty sure this is a heart attack. Passed by two fat guys talking about their han ...
  6. http://twitpic.com/s9710 - Looks like a penguin.
  7. Mr. Anemone, Pottsys, and a special mold at Police Headquarters. Nice work Ray Rivera. http://bit.ly/5BGcg2
  8. Sentences which are perfect include: "On Monday, Coach Rex Ryan delivered a teary speech." http://bit.ly/7B7Lyp
  9. Who loves the Sanchize like I do?
  10. No soccer on view, unless it's behind those bookies. (@ Soccer Tavern in Brooklyn) http://bit.ly/1fZ13P
  11. Shared elevator with UPS man. Parcel for @foursquare. Caffeinated beef jerky.
  12. Great job. Extra sugarcube.
  13. Networking! W/marketer of meditation-based stop smoking products at @garyvee/@vooktv event. "I also have a hookah business."
  14. http://twitpic.com/n5ftg - urban luggage typology #1: multiply nested duane reade bags
  15. Past the diving Jeter!
  16. "But I’ll tell you what, it’s hard watching games when you’re rooting for both teams to lose." #theoepstein http://bit.ly/9kyUC
  17. OH "it's four star food. problem is that, for instance last week, when i went to bathroom, there was toilet paper everywhere." #marea
  18. RT @cockerham: Trader Joes should rename their stores "Seller Joes", if their reaction to these pelts is any indication.
  19. RT @EaterNY Questionable Twitter Gambits: Michael's Outs Its Clientele http://bit.ly/3JDNNM
  20. Hooded Wino, Bobby Parked Cars, Vito the liquor salesman, Red (86ed), Shep in a cap of beer tops, et al. http://bit.ly/1vo5tk