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@delifte nite nite, lush boy17 minutes ago from twidroid in reply to delifte
@delifte CAPTAIN OBVIOUS37 minutes ago from twidroid in reply to delifte
Wow. Did I REALLY just ask @MATTHARDYBRAND such a Tiger Beat/teen idol question? Clearly I've confused him with Zac Efron or a Jonas Brotherabout 1 hour ago from twidroid
@matthardybrand what's your idea of a romantic date? Expecting anything at the end?about 1 hour ago from txt
@pennydreadfully pfft. No secret I'll bang you with a 2x dildo. DUHHHH!about 3 hours ago from txt
@pennydreadfully "omg! Jodi and I just stripped naked and pulled out a 2x-sided didlo! SO MUCH FUN!"about 3 hours ago from txt
My aunt is touching up my perm right now. she took a look at my new growth and shrieked. Yeeeeah. She didn't know what she was getting into!about 4 hours ago from twidroid
@pennydreadfully lmao not, especially not if it's the Smacktastic exabout 4 hours ago from twidroid in reply to pennydreadfully
@_jamesy you're not a manabout 5 hours ago from twidroid in reply to _jamesy
I'm just a no-class beat-down fool & I will always be that way. I might as well enjoy my life and watch the stars play...about 6 hours ago from txt
Me w/the floor-show. Kickin' w/your torso. Boys gettin' high & the girls even moreso. Wave your hands if you're not w/a man. Can I kick it?about 6 hours ago from twidroid
@i_am_andi http://twitpic.com/adipk - Awww! My dad watched it with my cousin today and was like, "why isn't the little boy bunny talking ...about 7 hours ago from TwitPic
@ardentmuse true that. We had one 90+ degree day and that was when I went to the Taste. Bad move.about 11 hours ago from twidroid in reply to ardentmuse
Hmmm. Today must be a "Makes Me Wonder" day. Thanks again iPod...about 11 hours ago from twidroid
Over the Expressway and through the traffic to Grandmother's house we go!about 11 hours ago from twidroid
@ardentmuse the Chi's been unseasonably cool. Usually by June your face is melting like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant.about 11 hours ago from twidroid in reply to ardentmuse
@JoyofZen the newest single isn't too bad either!about 11 hours ago from twidroid in reply to JoyofZen
@OhaiElz or the last. You know a ton of them already. Just not widely publicized.about 18 hours ago from twidroid in reply to OhaiElz
@OhaiElz just keep positive thoughts that he cleans himself up & get his life/career in order. Won't be the 1st music druggie you encounterabout 18 hours ago from twidroid in reply to OhaiElz
ROTFLMAO WERD. RT @Krownz UGH. Fuck you, morning. You think you're sooo cool, but you're NOT.about 18 hours ago from twidroid

Name Sloney the Second
Location The City of Broad Shoulders
Web http://sloney.tum...
Bio Fight like a brave. Don't be a slave. No one can tell you you've got to be afraid...

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