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- I admire people who can look in the mirror and say, "I don't care what anyone thinks of me." Especially the two or three people who mean it.44 minutes ago from Birdhouse
- Another drive-by in front of a Beale Street bar tonight. It's getting to where I don't even wanna hang at Bluesy McShootington's no more.about 15 hours ago from web
- @phyllisstein If you ever get down this way, I'll take you by my favorite spot, The Gilded Wash Basin, home of the 316oz gin rickey.about 17 hours ago from web in reply to phyllisstein
- It has to be said. This nation was way better off before we freed ourselves from the Mexicans.9:14 PM Jul 4th from web
- Fuck you, scurvy. Not today. NOT TODAY.7:07 PM Jul 4th from web
- Trying to celebrate America but this stupid Navajo family won't give up their picnic table. That's it. Hold my flag, I'm going over there.5:12 PM Jul 4th from Birdfeed
- Canada Day and Earth Day should be the same day. By which I mean THE OAKS ARE JUST TOO GREEDY, WE WILL MAKE THEM GIVE US LIGHT! SALESMEN!12:19 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- Court-ordered Swedish massage therapy, my ass. That just seemed like a routine psychiatric evaluation. With flavored oils, but still.11:32 AM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
- I feel so dirty.10:33 AM Jul 3rd from web
- T'belle faves: @blaine23 @weselec @SeoulBrother @adamisacson @CcSteff @InSoOutSo @awryone @texburgher @Jessabelle2o7 http://bit.ly/cOwtd10:17 AM Jul 3rd from web
- I Googled "horse names" for you fucking people. Just remember, you can clear a cache, but you can never clear a conscience.11:39 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Remind me. Who said this would happen? "Go with Peanut or Sasparilla," I said. "Naming him Wildfire is asking for trouble." But no. Hell no.9:51 AM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- @NewsCam He's like the Brett Favre of mayors, only without the hall of fame career.8:38 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to NewsCam
- Toured a warehouse facility this morning "for inspiration." It worked, but not in the way I think anyone intended.7:46 AM Jul 2nd from Birdhouse
- Both Journey and Steely Dan are coming to Memphis this summer. And there are people I know who believe that's normal.9:00 PM Jul 1st from web
- Hurry. Act now. Take advantage of this limited-time offer. Otherwise we'll be forced to extend the deadline for like the eleventh time.7:51 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- I admire the way you took the bull by the horns on that project. Tough break getting thrown to the ground and ass-raped by the bull.5:02 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- I'm sorry about all those things I said about you, vodka. Let's never be apart again. You know what? Here. Take my pants.9:04 PM Jun 29th from web
- @blaine23 Yeah. Still, I forgot you can only get away with one Prince reference a day. Fewer if you add fractions and/or penises.7:54 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to blaine23
- Double chin. Twice the IQ. Maybe I really am just like my father, two fold. Let me just see if... Yep, average penis.5:07 PM Jun 29th from Birdhouse
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- Name JT Dobbs
- Location memphis, tn
- Web http://www.slogan...
- Bio meaningless words 'neath life's bloated logo
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