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  1. I can't take caffeine anymore. Gives me the shakes.
  2. Ever have one of those days when you find out your whole childhood was a lie? Yeah.
  3. The temperature's dropped ten degrees in as many minutes. I love summer storms!
  4. We've got hail the size of marbles coming down, here!
  5. I never would have survived the stone age. Too lazy. I would have been killed and eaten almost immediately.
  6. Dad's out of the hospital. He had an extraordinarily digusting cyst removed. Please God don't let me inherit this.
  7. @hermitosis THAT is kickass! Joan Jett is one of my heroes. Can't wait to read the interview!
  8. Dad's in the hospital. Feeling pretty helpless right now.
  9. Did you know that Peter Weller (RoboCop) is a lecturer at Syracuse?
  10. I just ate something called "Spiced Luncheon Loaf." Wasn't bad. I'm not sure if it was actually meat but it wasn't bad.
  11. Spam I got today: "Our hope is built on nothing less than Jesus' blood and righteousness." I object. My hope is built on beer and puppies.
  12. When my dog farts she whips her head around and stares at her ass as if it has taken on a life of its own.
  13. I don't have a green thumb. My thumb has a skull-and-crossbones on it and the weeds on the side of the highway scream when I hitchhike.
  14. There's something to be said for manual labor and that something is: everything in goddamned moderation.
  15. People who enable Snap Shots on their blogs should be beaten severely.
  16. Testing vimtwitter plugin. See if this works!
  17. On the bright side, I'm back to Arch Linux. I missed it so.
  18. Couldn't log in to twitter for nearly 36 hours. Had to go outside. It was awful.
  19. Screw this, I'm going back to Arch. Fluxbox here I come.
  20. I don't "get" fashion anymore. I used to. What I'm with isn't it.