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  1. The end of Klondike Golddust is the definite mark of a madman.
  2. @natcromlech Around my parts they use "bride" in lieu of "prize".
  3. I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious Library 2 FREE! http://mhtweet.com/aayJCd
  4. @Pissy You tell that goddamn cat that I'm on my way home!
  5. Fub.
  6. @natcromlech I hope you are talking about your job. I'm with you!!
  7. @stevengd I'm not buying the claim that you hate Piven. You used to skip band practice in '95 or so to stay home and watch him on Ellen.
  8. @stevengd Oddly, I just this weekend changed my name to Brian Fairy.
  9. @stevengd I have been laughing at the phrase "Scoundrel Days" for about eight hours now.
  10. @stevengd You know exactly what the deal with the Beardcore is. Winter is on the way. I prefer Flannelcore, myself.
  11. Waiting to meet some pals over at the Bronze Fonz.
  12. "That's quite a subfreudian slip."
  13. I dreamt we was all beautiful and strong.
  14. My face hurts.
  15. @stevengd Maybe you need to adjust according to the paradigm shift and go forward as a team player before you hit mission-critical. Capice?
  16. @stevengd You can thank people thinking outside the box. Well, that and a little synergy.
  17. @stevengd First day of high school: MY heart is still breaking.
  18. Who sang that song "The Garbar Sleeps Tonight"?
  19. My ears just gave the finger to my boss with a little help from Strap Garbar On, Garbar's Next, and South of Garbar.
  20. Thank god for my ipod. Nothing helps me battle the workday like a little Garbar and Garfunkel.