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  1. did anyone else read encyclopedia brown when they were kids?
  2. "Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."
  3. Some people are achievers. I'm a dechiever.
  4. There needs to be a carfax for women. That way you know if yours has been wrecked or not. Or was a rental. Or had a lot of owners.
  5. my sense of entitlement is so great, i get pissed off when i play the lottery and don't win.
  6. wow, i just want to go home.
  7. i'm getting a henna tattoo of the chinese character for "forever"
  8. and speaking shamwow, why would you buy something that tips you off that it's a scam in it's name? shamwow? more like, "ripoffwow."
  9. "beware of shamwow imitators." why? do they bite?
  10. Reports say that MJ abused prescription drugs. Very sad. Also reported that "prescription drugs" was "not" the name of one of his children.
  11. michael jackson set to remake "thriller" video. what? too soon?
  12. At the hangover. Literally thirty minutes of trailers and commercials. Lame.
  13. I'm in my CLE. Yay!
  14. @mikenayyar they regulate my brain forcing me to self censor.
  15. my girl loves baseball games. i kiss her on the strikes. she kisses me on the ba... can i make that joke?
  16. watching the sex pistols on tv and all i can think is, who cares? they had literally one album thirty years ago and play it over and over
  17. growing up, i was never "tiger beat" cute. i was, however, "hit-in-the-face-with-a-bag-of-nickles" cute.
  18. "ice road truckes" would be so much better if a guy named "b.j." showed up with his monkey named "bear"
  19. i'm going to work tomorrow. i'm going to give this whole "human" thing another go. so far, it's only been fair to middling.
  20. anyone else think dire straits' album "brothers in arms" is still pretty awesome? am i the only one?