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  1. (pointing at an elephant statue) "see? the sling shot keeps that beast outta our neck of the woods!"
  2. "yeah I ate penis. but it was circumcised, so my jewish faith wasn't compromised."
  3. "why don't we have end tables in our house? we could eat meatloaf off them"
  4. I wanna kick the hobo in the face right now... just thinking of it makes me happy :-)
  5. "why don't we shave the dog's ass and teach him to walk backward on his hind legs?"
  6. "wait!! does that mean carlos can't come? i need some ground beef!"
  7. "well it looks like u won't be tap dancing tonight"