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  1. My daughter just used my hand to wipe her nose. Awesome.
  2. I have a strange attraction to Zach Galifianakis, but since my husband use to look a lot like him, I think it's okay.
  3. We've got too much money left in our FSA account. Time for another Walgreens shopping spree. Anyone want first aid kits for Christmas?
  4. I declare this day in the name of Pajamas.
  5. Cecilia fell asleep in the car, & I never move a sleeping baby. I'm sitting in my driveway, windows down, & enjoying the 60 degree weather.
  6. @vanderbiltwife Don't feel bad. Mine aren't up, & they're in the attic. I just don't want to spend 24/7 redirecting my 17m/o. I like sanity.
  7. People prone to earworms should not watch childrens shows that feature song and dance.
  8. I just successfully got the baby to fetch the remote!
  9. I love stalking packages via UPS.com!
  10. Waffles pop up out of the toaster. Neighborhood transform explodes, taking the power. Breakfast FTW.
  11. Neither the dog nor the baby acknowledge me when I say it's time to go inside. I think they are in cahoots.
  12. I went this entire Halloween season without hearing "Monster Mash", and though many people will disagree with me, I'm sad.
  13. This weekend, I got severe food poisoning at @Chilis (on Columbia) which landed me in the ER for 2 liters of fluid, morphine, and Zolfran.
  14. I've got lots to do. Instead I'm going to color in this Hello Kitty Coloring book.
  15. Can anyone recommend a good flooring company in Nashville/Franklin?
  16. We have a Sunday morning doughnut tradition. Who's your favorite doughnut shop?
  17. Parent's date night: Going to Nashville to hit Whole Foods & Trader Joes. Not changing into a cute outfit. Will be home before midnight.
  18. @Wienermobile When are you coming to Nashville? I'm dying to show my daughter to Wienermobile!
  19. Today's game: Going up and down on furniture (with my assistance). It's growing tiresome. On the bright side, she's not screaming.
  20. I can't stop eating Wheat Thins. What do they put in these things?