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The Society for Adolescent Medicine considers 26 the cut-off age these days. Who would it hurt if they raised the limit to 47 years old?
2:05 PM Aug 4th
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@ what, now my family doesn't ring a bell with you either?
9:18 PM Aug 3rd
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READER MAIL: "I just read your book about Martin, Kentucky, where I was born in 1942. I can't say your family rings a bell."
3:51 PM Aug 3rd
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Heading to the beach to get into the spirit of Shark Week.
3:08 PM Aug 3rd
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Too bad the Cash For Clunkers program doesn't cover all kinds of clunkers. My toaster oven, for instance, willfully burned breakfast again.
10:43 AM Jul 31st
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@ those will cost you. dearly.
8:19 PM Jul 30th
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Just added myself to the twitter directory under:
11:53 AM Jul 30th
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READER MAIL: "Read your article & winced. My mother got braces & had a tooth pulled later. Her root wore away. Did your ortho explain risk"
11:30 AM Jul 30th
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Home is the place we start from, but if TS Eliot had a dog, he would've said it's where someone waits, wringing her tiny paws til u return
10:58 PM Jul 29th
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Sgt. Crowley's getting all riled up on his front lawn. Shouldn't the Cambridge police send someone to arrest him for disorderly conduct?
12:46 PM Jul 24th
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@ apparently she could have just kept her eyes closed and floored it!
10:15 PM Jul 23rd
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READER MAIL: "People who get scared after climbing steep pyramids account for the strong urine odor that often permeates the air up there"
5:20 PM Jul 23rd
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READER MAIL: "When I drive across a bridge I close my eyes and rely on my wife's commands to keep my car centered. I am not making this up."
2:21 PM Jul 23rd
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Amazon.com took back Orwell books from Kindle customers. If Amazon buys Zappos, I hope Jeff Bezos knows better than to come after my shoes
2:58 PM Jul 22nd
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I nominate Naomi for rudest Wells Fargo customer service rep.
10:59 AM Jul 22nd
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Dreamed again of teeth. IS this because the average adult has 15 decayed or filled or....missing?
8:54 AM Jul 22nd
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@ jimmy kimmel said the same thing about my dog sticky.
6:11 PM Jul 21st
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I still want Sgt. Crowley's badge number.
12:56 PM Jul 21st
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Just turned down another request to write for free. Prefer to become window washer (on skyscrapers), if it comes to that.
2:18 PM Jul 20th
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Began saving for retirement with 401k account at age 23. Projected retirement date: age 103.
11:00 AM Jul 20th
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- Name Michelle Slatalla
- Location Mill Valley
- Bio Wife, Mother, Worker, Spy
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