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  1. friends! anyone have any contacts at Carnegie Hall? about 16 hours ago from web
  2. well this cheered me up. a little. http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 18 hours ago from web
  3. ah, bad sex: my forte http://www.literaryreview.c... about 20 hours ago from web
  4. haha. rt @HughbertD Least of your worries, I heard theres a sniper on the roof somewhere, he's after revenge becau about 21 hours ago from web
  5. can't focus on anything long enough to fini about 21 hours ago from web
  6. The boys at Southside Coffee are serving up heaping slabs of Teddy P along with their lattes. Nice! 7:02 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  7. Taking hillbilly Centerfold and the rest of our raggedy set on its maiden outing at a party tonight. Wish us broken legs. 2:19 PM Nov 21st from txt
  8. #1 is still the best. impressed with contributors RT @CarlSullivan The top 10 sex scandals of the decade: http://bit.ly/4xSCFB #newsweek2010 1:49 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. should i live tweet Oprah? 12:59 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. papa's build-your-own cigar box ukuleles. WANT: http://papasboxes.bigcartel... 11:21 AM Nov 20th from web
  11. ha! you'd never see "like a tweaker on day four of a bender" in @Newsweek. RT @LorraineAli My DailyBeast blog re Oprah: http://tiny.cc/WKxGI 11:12 AM Nov 20th from web
  12. RT @bgmakesmovies: RT @croedemeierAP: #NYC has lost nearly 60k jobs in publishing, broadcasting since 2000. http://bit.ly/2nQvk1 8:35 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. #worstyearever RT @samanthajcampen it seems that '09 has sucked for EVERYone. Is there someone that has actually had an enjoyable year? 7:38 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. the "top 10" incurable diseases (where's the boogie woogie flu? will my pain go unrecognized?): http://bit.ly/25uNN3 8:29 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  15. just got this txt from a friend: "The only reliable medicine to combat depression is to spend my day repeating the mantras of gratitude" 4:27 PM Nov 19th from mobile web
  16. oops. "Applicants may be of any nationality and must possess a Ph.D. degree, or equivalent terminal degree." damn. 11:28 AM Nov 19th from web
  17. when all else fails, run away. this is my new plan Z: http://www.loc.gov/today/pr... 11:26 AM Nov 19th from web
  18. falling off a cliff, the story of my 2008-9. this about sums it up: http://www.theawl.com/19032 #worstyearever 10:53 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. @jasonweinberger tryin' to listen -- lots of scripting issues my windows 84 pc can't handle tho. :( 1:03 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to jasonweinberger
  20. ugh. i give up. #lifefail 12:51 PM Nov 16th from web
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