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  1. "Where all my human beings at?" I would ask if I were a rock star walking into the DMV to get my driver's license renewed. about 7 hours ago from web
  2. It's hard to fathom that the whasssup commercials were a part of this decade, and not something our parents once did wearing jazz hats. 8:58 PM Dec 16th from web
  3. @scharpling Miller seems to get the minutes. 8:49 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to scharpling
  4. @arfortiyef Are you asking post-Danzig? No, he was not in that band. 7:35 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to arfortiyef
  5. @arfortiyef Living in America? 7:01 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to arfortiyef
  6. @calindrome Really? The ending is a tad ambiguous. 7:00 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to calindrome
  7. @debenham I bet their Earth's Michael Jackson is still alive because their Earth's media didn't kill him. 6:57 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to debenham
  8. Does this count as a Twitter play? http://slapclapper.tumblr.com/post/286863757/via-upnorthtrip-ali-lets-take-a-left-james 6:22 PM Dec 16th from web
  9. Jay Rockefeller, grownup: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/16/jay-rockefeller-tears-int_n_394967.html 4:45 PM Dec 16th from web
  10. The 1st few notes of O Tannenbaum on the Charlie Brown Xmas soundtrack are incredibly sad. I strangled quite a few strangers 2 that noise. 4:26 PM Dec 16th from web
  11. @mackromackro No, that's a dramedy. A comedy wouldn't make you think so much after it was over. 11:53 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to mackromackro
  12. @Wpg_Rhea Thank you, but I preferred its prequel Single Impact where Jean-Claude makes sex to the Asian guy from Bloodsport. 11:41 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to Wpg_Rhea
  13. @teddleo "Uppin the Air?" Are you sure you didn't buy a copy of Soul Plane? 11:35 PM Dec 15th from web
  14. If you can think of one truly funny sex comedy please tweet back. Monster's Ball does not count. 10:30 PM Dec 15th from web
  15. memories 5:03 PM Dec 15th from web
  16. Am I crazy, or was the Holy gender bomb made by the White Matter Science Army erased from our memory's by the Third Wave? 4:41 PM Dec 15th from web
  17. @kiemzi What are you the Peruvian house boy to a disgraced Australian oil magnet? 4:15 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to kiemzi
  18. I will crawl out of the fetal position this week for just 3 hours- 3 BEST SHOW hours. 3:04 PM Dec 15th from web
  19. My collection of short stories about employees of World Wrestling Entertainment in Connecticut will be titled The Ghost of Ned Lamont. 3:03 PM Dec 15th from web
  20. Great day for setbacks. 3:44 PM Dec 14th from web