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- next on conan, zooey.about 5 hours ago from web
- Doc H, before you drive to LA in your fancy car to practice plastic surgery could you treat our town pig for rheumatism? #1stdraftmovielinesabout 7 hours ago from web
- Let me get this straight, the founding fathers hid a treasure map on the back of a $1 dollar bill? Getthefuckouttaheaa! #1stdraftmovielinesabout 7 hours ago from web
- **construction worker whistling at the end of CLOSER** #1stdraftmovielinesabout 8 hours ago from web
- Would you sign a petition asking Sal to add pictures of black people on his wall? Thank you. You have a nice day too. #1stdraftmovielinesabout 11 hours ago from web
- Is the mouth purty? The mouth is to die for, but let's talk about those calves. Ooo-la-la! #1stdraftmovielinesabout 11 hours ago from web
- Toto, did we miss the exit? #1stdraftmovielinesabout 11 hours ago from web
- There's an old joke: Two elderly women are at a Catskill Mountain resort. And one of 'em says: "The Aristocrats!" #1stdraftmovielinesabout 12 hours ago from web
- Pulling a Palin is in the updated urban dictionary now, in-between "Pssst" and "Toe Bang." I think they missed a lot of entries.about 12 hours ago from web
- "Cheat" is so subjective. How about "arranged the deck chairs." http://bit.ly/2FLl69about 19 hours ago from web
- Caught sneaking a duffle bag packed with dynamite onto my party yacht during a bat mitzvah #notagoodlook8:07 PM Jul 8th from Tweed
- PUSH. Like JUMPER, but different people.8:03 PM Jul 8th from Tweed
- Bad news guys, our 1st annual Nude Jog Through a Whole Foods is a no-go. Looks like rain.7:58 PM Jul 8th from Tweed
- BEE MOVIE is on, which explains Jerry Seinfeld's nostril marks on my living room window. I'M WATCHING!7:30 PM Jul 8th from Tweed
- vampire seats5:33 PM Jul 8th from web
- #dontyouhate when a-holes blow up your party yacht with dynamite.10:33 AM Jul 8th from web
- #nothingpersonal but I used dynamite to blow up your party yacht.9:52 PM Jul 7th from web
- From now on no more Trending Topics twits. Sticking to the stuff that actually happens in MY life. Like, I just had KFC for dinn...DRATS!5:14 PM Jul 7th from web
- Closing in on 15 minutes until The Best Show on WFMU. 8-11 PM EST at www.wmfu.org. Listen to the kid @scharpling do work.4:43 PM Jul 7th from web
- @sashafrerejones Informer by Snow. That's kind of a fake reggae song is it not?3:53 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to sashafrerejones
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- Name Michael Neal
- Location Brooklyn, NY
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- Bio I'm the 18th nesting doll in the set.
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