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  1. @keithwade "Would you ask Albert Pujols if he's passionate about hitting baseballs far? I told you not to talk about that shit man."
  2. Is Hung a comedy? I can't tell from my lack of laughter.
  3. Monosyllabic recaps of Entourage, episode 1: http://bit.ly/DGqw3
  4. The 24th annual major league baseball #hrderby, sponsored by Friendster and tiny old people.
  5. Sick. http://bit.ly/JwPDE
  6. "Great, it's in French." #wordsyourfathersays
  7. Turtle, Vince, Drama, E. It's like 1st day of school at D-bag High.
  8. Wait. New Entourage? Zoinks! It's the ni**a that u love to hate, and by ni**a I mean "television show." And by hate I meant "actual hate."
  9. Today's lesson: Talking about comedy while u stroll through the meatpacking district might as well be a late period Albert Brooks movie.
  10. Lets see what chapter 2 of HUNG will bring. Hopefully, finally, laughter but I'm guessing just erections?
  11. What's the sound of lips flapping together for 1 uninterrupted minute? That about it sums it up for me right now. Corrections must be made!
  12. Great sidelining report @ the Yankee Angels game. It's "Africa hot" in the bleachers.
  13. RT @PFTompkins Plaque donated by Robert "Tim" Jackson. Oh, and they don't have fish. http://twitpic.com/9yb15
  14. Do u mind switching seats with my husband passenger 56? We like holding hands, & then u don't have to be in the middle. #1stdraftmovielines
  15. Show me $513 dollars. #1stdraftmovielines
  16. The UPS guy has a members only jacket on, and at the POST OFFICE. Ironiiiic http://twitpic.com/9x94e
  17. next on conan, zooey.
  18. Doc H, before you drive to LA in your fancy car to practice plastic surgery could you treat our town pig for rheumatism? #1stdraftmovielines
  19. Let me get this straight, the founding fathers hid a treasure map on the back of a $1 dollar bill? Getthefuckouttaheaa! #1stdraftmovielines
  20. **construction worker whistling at the end of CLOSER** #1stdraftmovielines