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  1. Cody Chesnutt and Christopher Scott Cherot should do something lo-fi together. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. Throwing an impromptu dance party upon the news that the Lou Dobbs era is over. Illegals only. about 7 hours ago from web
  3. Sorry to say, I have to give Lady GaGa a strike against for hanging out at The Johnson's. about 8 hours ago from web
  4. It's important on Veterans Day to go and light a candle at a car dealership. about 16 hours ago from Tweed
  5. "Why don't they just bring BECKER back?" #bestshow 6:19 PM Nov 10th from web
  6. Ordered watermelon sorbet today, and then I tap danced and shuffled my way out of that high-end food store. 4:36 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. Turns out TV episodes with 3-ways aren't such great jumping on points. 9:35 PM Nov 9th from Tweed
  8. I keep seeing Rory Gilmore at Brooklyn Inn. Makes me guilty about being so attracted to her mother. 9:31 PM Nov 9th from Tweed
  9. Lets get wet! (politely) // RT @scharpling: Tomorrow night on The Best Show: @AndrewWK will be stopping by! 8-11 PM EST wfmu.org! RT this! 9:29 PM Nov 9th from Tweed
  10. RT: @JAFlanagan Dick Whitman's father was the Marlo Stanfield of his co-op. #highendtvnerd 9:54 AM Nov 9th from web
  11. Rupert Murdoch bought MySpace 4 years ago? No wonder it went down market. 9:32 AM Nov 9th from web
  12. If I could shrink just one person down and keep them as a pet it would probably be Sam Waterson. 9:22 AM Nov 9th from web
  13. RT: @alexcarnevale molly's mad men finale review makes me lol http://tinyurl.com/yeuwwhm 8:03 AM Nov 9th from web
  14. @kiemzi Hey, @burjz spoiled Betts getting kicked 2 death by a horse for me, in my mind, even though it turned out not to be the case. 9:40 PM Nov 8th from Tweed
  15. @APMike U have to admit, It was cool when Draper & Sterling made up, met LeBron James, and got on that private jet to Italy at the end. 9:27 PM Nov 8th from web
  16. Running on fumes, but well worth it. A great day hath passed! 6:17 PM Nov 8th from web
  17. Excuse the mess. #threewordsaftersex 1:37 PM Nov 8th from Tweed
  18. No new taxes. #threewordsaftersex 12:02 PM Nov 8th from Tweed
  19. Keep enemies close #threewordsaftersex 11:58 AM Nov 8th from Tweed
  20. Lets storyboard that. #threewordsaftersex 11:54 AM Nov 8th from Tweed
  • Name Michael Neal
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
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  • Bio I am a writer. I can write jokes. I am the 18th nesting doll in the set. See? Ha-ha.
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