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- @keithwade "Would you ask Albert Pujols if he's passionate about hitting baseballs far? I told you not to talk about that shit man."about 3 hours ago from web in reply to keithwade
- Is Hung a comedy? I can't tell from my lack of laughter.about 4 hours ago from web
- Monosyllabic recaps of Entourage, episode 1: http://bit.ly/DGqw3about 5 hours ago from web
- The 24th annual major league baseball #hrderby, sponsored by Friendster and tiny old people.about 5 hours ago from web
- Sick. http://bit.ly/JwPDEabout 8 hours ago from web
- "Great, it's in French." #wordsyourfathersays10:40 PM Jul 12th from Tweed
- Turtle, Vince, Drama, E. It's like 1st day of school at D-bag High.9:06 PM Jul 12th from Tweed
- Wait. New Entourage? Zoinks! It's the ni**a that u love to hate, and by ni**a I mean "television show." And by hate I meant "actual hate."8:41 PM Jul 12th from web
- Today's lesson: Talking about comedy while u stroll through the meatpacking district might as well be a late period Albert Brooks movie.8:37 PM Jul 12th from web
- Lets see what chapter 2 of HUNG will bring. Hopefully, finally, laughter but I'm guessing just erections?6:32 PM Jul 12th from Tweed
- What's the sound of lips flapping together for 1 uninterrupted minute? That about it sums it up for me right now. Corrections must be made!12:11 AM Jul 12th from web
- Great sidelining report @ the Yankee Angels game. It's "Africa hot" in the bleachers.1:44 PM Jul 11th from Tweed
- RT @PFTompkins Plaque donated by Robert "Tim" Jackson. Oh, and they don't have fish. http://twitpic.com/9yb156:33 PM Jul 10th from web
- Do u mind switching seats with my husband passenger 56? We like holding hands, & then u don't have to be in the middle. #1stdraftmovielines5:41 PM Jul 10th from web
- Show me $513 dollars. #1stdraftmovielines4:38 PM Jul 10th from web
- The UPS guy has a members only jacket on, and at the POST OFFICE. Ironiiiic http://twitpic.com/9x94e3:44 PM Jul 10th from web
- next on conan, zooey.9:18 PM Jul 9th from web
- Doc H, before you drive to LA in your fancy car to practice plastic surgery could you treat our town pig for rheumatism? #1stdraftmovielines7:05 PM Jul 9th from web
- Let me get this straight, the founding fathers hid a treasure map on the back of a $1 dollar bill? Getthefuckouttaheaa! #1stdraftmovielines6:59 PM Jul 9th from web
- **construction worker whistling at the end of CLOSER** #1stdraftmovielines6:53 PM Jul 9th from web
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- Name Michael Neal
- Location Brooklyn, NY
- Web http://www.twitte...
- Bio I'm the 18th nesting doll in the set.
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