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  1. @HairDays Is it a shame we didn't follow him? Because I'm not sure if you're aware, but that guy is a total douche.
  2. @theebatman Simple. Choke a bitch.
  3. @MurphyJacobs Sorry for the late reply. We've been quite busy making various things for your interwebs. How're things, friend?
  4. @WestReanimator How'd you find us? We noticed a gigantic traffic spike, but we can't place the source! 4 minutes ago
  5. @mollymackerel How'd you find us? We noticed a gigantic traffic spike, but we can't place the source!
  6. @ellerycellery How'd you find us? We noticed a gigantic traffic spike, but we can't place the source!
  7. @stumpycarrot Why not, belated baby? Why not. ;)
  8. @MurphyJacobs We've been busy... hopefully you've been watching, there's much more to come.
  9. Slantmouth's overall traffic this month is up a staggering 441.73 percent... now which of you lovely bastards are we to thank?
  10. @kottke Surely http://doihaveswineflu.org and http://instantchewbacca.com would be worthy additions to that list.
  11. @Chewbacca This may be relevant to your interests: http://instantchewbacca.com/
  12. We love Chewbacca, you love Chewbacca, so go on and get yourself some Wookie! http://instantchewbacca.com/
  13. If #BalloonBoy lives, we'd like to offer him an internship.
  14. It is our obligation to inform you that there is now TWICE as much Ultraman as there previously was: Episode Two- http://bit.ly/1t1G0G
  15. Also, to interns still waiting for their radiation suits: Nagging is not going to make them come any faster. You bunch of crybabies.
  16. NOTE: Wet paper towels are to be used until radiation suits arrive. We value your moxie & dedication. These are trying times for us all.
  17. Attention Sector 4-E Interns: We've run out of radiation suits but more have been ordered. Please allow 2-4 weeks for shipping.
  18. There's a *slight* radiation leak in Sector 4-E. Interesting, due to the fact that we'd no idea we were storing anything radioactive there.
  19. We would like to formally thank Congress for taking the time to admonish Joe Wilson. I mean, how else would we know you're ALL retards?
  20. Is there Dirty Dancing in heaven? 'Cause if there wasn't before, there is now sister! Show Jesus to dance, Swayze, or sensually sculpt clay.