slantmouth
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... upon payment of the newly-instituted External Food Tax. Effective immediately. Enjoy your lunches, Interns!
11:14 AM Dec 9th
from web
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Due to our amazing Gruel promos, national supplies are now critical. As a result, Interns are once again permitted to bring external food...
11:12 AM Dec 9th
from web
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Gruel: A bowlful a day keeps the scurvy away.
11:00 AM Dec 8th
from web
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Gruel: Is there anything it can't do?
10:14 AM Dec 8th
from web
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INTERNS: Bringing in & ordering out lunches is prohibited. Worry not! A nutritious gruel-based lunch may be purchased in the cafeteria!
8:42 AM Dec 8th
from web
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We'd like to welcome interns back after their long, one-day Thanksgiving break. You finally got off on a Sunday. Be grateful.
10:38 AM Nov 30th
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ATTENTION TURKEY DAY INTERNS: Turkey and stuffing are being served in the Cafeteria. We use the terms "turkey" and "stuffing" loosely.
10:01 AM Nov 26th
from Echofon
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Attention New Hires: You can thank us for giving you jobs in this tough economy by working during Thanksgiving. It's the least you can do.
10:04 AM Nov 25th
from web
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The Black Mamba strategy has been a huge success. Productivity is way up from this time last year, as are medical emergencies.
8:40 AM Nov 25th
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Due to a mix up, the released scorpions are nonlethal. If you are stung please bring the scorpion to HR and exchange it for a black mamba.
10:29 AM Nov 24th
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Attention Interns: Stay alert! We've randomly released scorpions in the office. Nothing keeps people productive before holidays like fear.
8:56 AM Nov 24th
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With the next big Slantmouth project Colonel Moses hopes to inspire many. Without leaving a trail of blood this time.
2:28 PM Nov 19th
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@ Is it a shame we didn't follow him? Because I'm not sure if you're aware, but that guy is a total douche.
11:24 PM Nov 13th
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@ Simple. Choke a bitch.
1:37 PM Nov 11th
from web
in reply to theebatman
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@ Sorry for the late reply. We've been quite busy making various things for your interwebs. How're things, friend?
10:49 AM Nov 9th
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@ How'd you find us? We noticed a gigantic traffic spike, but we can't place the source! 4 minutes ago
10:09 AM Nov 9th
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@ How'd you find us? We noticed a gigantic traffic spike, but we can't place the source!
10:04 AM Nov 9th
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@ How'd you find us? We noticed a gigantic traffic spike, but we can't place the source!
10:02 AM Nov 9th
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@ Why not, belated baby? Why not. ;)
8:55 PM Nov 8th
from Echofon
in reply to stumpycarrot
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@ We've been busy... hopefully you've been watching, there's much more to come.
8:54 PM Nov 8th
from Echofon
in reply to MurphyJacobs
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- Name Slantmouth
- Location Washington, DC
- Web http://slantmouth...
- Bio A glimpse inside the walls of the illustrious Slantmouth Industries
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