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  1. If the glove don't fit, you must acquit. My Slankets fit like a baseball mitt...roomy, comfy, and the password is...RUBARB
  2. Greyhound bus lines should provide Slankets for when the deranged dude next to you threatens to vomit in between his maniacal mumbling...
  3. My Slanket and my PB&J sandwich made with the heels of the loaf....ahhhh I'm in heaven. Wait! Who took my CAT FANCY MAG!!!!
  4. The moon is waxing, my slanket is waning, my son is lazy in his Slanket gaming. But I love him...and my Slank. Spread the Warmth mates!
  5. As Slanket was hoisted up the flagpole, its limp sleeves catch their first soughing wind, giving it life, well I'm not a man of tears but..
  6. You'd go Slank yourselves if you knew what was good for you.
  7. The Slanket can only protect you from the cold, not the shame from last nights tequila fueled escapades.
  8. Shirt without sleeves, not allowed in the bar, coffee without a sleeve leaves a burn and a scar, blanket without sleeves, that's just stupid
  9. We're playing Spain today. They're good. We're not. Let's just go out there and shock em. Sleeve it on the field!
  10. I'm home from work in my Slanket, but it's cool; it is a paid sleeve of absence. Where's my pet squirrel
  11. I was lucky Dad was settled on the sofa, wrapped in his Slanket; I then told him I had hit a cement pole with his truck. Head start! Run!
  12. has RSS: Restless Sleeve Syndrom Again!
  13. 1960 Cpt. Joe Kittenger II lept from a balloon at 102,800 ft 4:36 min fall Reached 614 mph- Slanket likes when the wind ruffles its sleeves
  14. Ever hear about the Slanket that went bad, turned against it's owner? No? That's because it never happened, got it?
  15. Hey, could you Slank your mother for me. I didn't get a chance to Slank her myself before she left.
  16. Studies say that short naps during the day do not screw up Circadian rhythm, but decreases stress, adds to productivity. Slank that bosses!
  17. First Slanket: channel surfing during Conan. With Andy back, reminds me of college. Same smiles, same warmth...
  18. What's beneath your Slanket is your own business... well, unless you feel like sharing. Actually, no...I take that back.
  19. wrapped in a Slanket, lying under the stars. Locked myself out, after a night at the bars
  20. Come on Slanket! Two days 'til the match! Sleevin and bobbin'...sleeve and bob. That's it....ok, take 5