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  1. Prediction: Gold Medal, Vancouver, 2010 - Speed Slanking about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Slanker Sore: 1' pertaining to any redness, rash, or open wound as a result of too much time spent lying around in a Slanket. 12:39 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. Slanking around in Las Vegas: Did you know they wouldn't allow me at the Black Jack table! Said, I might have tricks up my sleeve. %@#$ 8:29 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. @ QVC.com right now. One day only 5:24 PM Nov 17th from web
  5. An ultimatum to buy a Slanket also made them work harder all to make them better than any trade in they can get: it's the Slanket Ultimate 5:24 PM Nov 17th from web
  6. "Think fast!" said my brother as he tossed an orange my way. I snatched that thing Ninja style. Boom! What! "It's not a normal blanket!" 9:44 AM Nov 17th from web
  7. Most plushest warmest beefy ultra comfy light and fluffy Slanket ever to exist in the history of being warm and comfy and fluffy! QVC.com 7:59 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. THE ULTIMATE SLANKET you say? "oh yeah. It used to only be for Kings, Nobel Laureates, and Astronauts..... NOT Anymore!" 11/17 - QVC.com 2:20 PM Nov 16th from web
  9. THE ULTIMATE SLANKET: best fabric EVER!!! foot pocket...It is sweeeeeeet on QVC and QVC.com tomorrow Cadillac of Slankets 8:37 AM Nov 16th from web
  10. Slanket Contained Under Blanket Awesomeness! SCUBA acronymsssss, acrooooonyms..... 1:11 PM Nov 11th from web
  11. Don't fight over the slanket! Don't pull it! NO, no don't pull....Ahhhhh! You see. Now you each have one sleeve. Enjoy. 8:39 AM Nov 6th from web
  12. There are fireworks in London, celebrating the Slanket! Oh? No? Oh they are celebrating Guy Fawke, who tried to blow up parliment. Whatev 12:09 PM Nov 5th from web
  13. Going as a blanket with no sleeves to a Halloween party tonight. I wonder if they'll recognize me... The warmth will give me away 1:54 PM Oct 30th from web
  14. Had a dream last night that I was being chased by a Slankosaurus Rex and to stop him I squeezed lime juice into his eyes. Didn't work... 9:53 AM Oct 29th from web
  15. I've seen you out in the sun, wearing t-shirts lately. You've been very very bad. Bad! You deserve a serious Slanking 2:37 PM Oct 23rd from web
  16. flossing in my slanket, flossing in my slanket, sit all day, warm and gay flossing in my slanket 11:31 AM Oct 20th from web
  17. Patriots murdering TN, so the station switches to another game. I decide to grab the remote, and check out Discovery. Ahh Slanket Sundays 2:32 PM Oct 19th from web
  18. Gary(creator of the slanket) just won a Nobel prize for his advancements in the pursuit of Global Warming. Dropping Slanket Science! 9:40 AM Oct 15th from web
  19. These new Slanketeers aren't as skilled as the older ones, with all the Auto-Slanking features and what not. Practically slanks itself... 11:55 AM Oct 12th from web
  20. DOUBLE SLANKET? For two you say? How about the SIAMESE SLANKET: Check it http://bit.ly/3oK7KX 11:43 AM Oct 10th from web