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  1. Come on, gang! This edible Horn of Plenty thong isn't going to just eat itself.
  2. The SlagCast for the week of November 23rd, 2009 http://bit.ly/4V0WKU
  3. Obama to send 34,000 extra artists to Afghanistan to continue their work on the world's largest shit sandwich.
  4. My favorite part from the Music Awards thing last night was playing the "Who The Fuck Is That?" game with the wife.
  5. Lieberman surprises himself by not voting like a supreme asshat, "Don't worry, I'll be a dick when it's time to actually pass something."
  6. Trying to figure this whole Twitter thing out. And doing heroin by the middle school.
  7. @Goose Yes, absolutely. Probably even go commando.
  8. Linguists have discovered that regardless of the tone or inflection used, "Eat a D straight up" is almost always construed to be negative.
  9. Twitterbelle faves: @trixieboots @RexHuppke @WadetoBlack @BrilliantOrange @byx @kolchak @ttseco @debihope @brianbolter http://bit.ly/10k8eH
  10. A vaccine resistant form of the flu has been discovered in North Carolina. Just another thing the South is resistant to, like literacy.
  11. @brianbolter Sorry, I had you down as the Wise Latina.
  12. Twitter Supreme Court: @joeschmitt @goose @brianbolter @Kathy_L @RexHuppke @davio1962 @debihop @biorhythmist @Jim_Hamilton #FF
  13. Lou Dobbs For Senate: "Looking Out for Every American. Except For You, Pedro."
  14. Please enjoy without moderation @trixieboots : she's far too smart, funny and cultivated for the vast majority of us. #ff
  15. More bad news for Dems. If Giuliani wins a Senate seat in New York, the GOP will gain a swing vote on the critical Senate Combover Committee
  16. "Now get the fuck out you nerds!" And with that I just put an end to a Windows 7 party that got a bit out of hand.
  17. They fall from oaks and are prized by rodents such as squirrels. #acornfacts
  18. Did the real Cy Young have a mullet too? Because that's the only way I could see Lincecum winning it this year.
  19. Star this tweet if you hate our freedom! Or more specifically, Taylor Swift, metrosexual werewolves, or forensic crime dramas!
  20. Afghan president Hamid Karzai lavishly celebrated his election to a second term today from a high-tech bunker 20 miles beneath Kabul.