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slackermommy

@Mamalogues Should have given him some cash!

slackermommy Neighbor girl is watching porn and telling my girls all the details. I want to kick her mom in the head!
slackermommy Really wanted to kill the saleswoman at Shoe Carnival today. What happened to customer service?
slackermommy @Mamalogues I hear ya! I thought things would settle down for me. Wrong!
slackermommy Daughter broke down today about her tics. Breaks my heart.
slackermommy @momomatic Time to hide in the closet with a bottle of Jack.
slackermommy @motherofbun So am I! Fiber One bars do a number on me.
slackermommy I hate figuring out what to cook for dinner and my jeans are waaay too tight. I'm crabby.
slackermommy Reserve your spot in Heaven/Hell http://tinyurl.com/6ehbbl
slackermommy I'm counting the hours until I drop my toddler off at the babysitter. Is that wrong?
slackermommy @VelveteenMind I don't think you're considered cool until you have hot pink leopard print crocs. Not sayin' I have 'em....OK, I do.
slackermommy @fivestrongs Ewww!
slackermommy Guy added my blog to Alltop!Now if only I could convince him to add my other onehttp://tinyurl.com/6c8ucc
slackermommy @Mamalogues So sorry, girl. I'm shocked that this chick has the balls to fight you.
slackermommy @phatmommy I just told mine that they can't say mom or any version of mom for an hour. My ears need a rest.
slackermommy @Nominimom Congratulations! Love the name.
slackermommy @momomatic Thank God we're fixed! I would get knocked up if I was in the same room with him when he took his pants off.
slackermommy Back from a night away with the hubby. There's nothing better than some time away to remember why you fell in love.
slackermommy Took me 2 hours to glue 90 rhinestones on a costume! Seven more costumes to go than need something done to them.
slackermommy @canape I hear ya! My boobs just revolted and refused to let down the milk.