slackermommy
@Mamalogues Should have given him some cash!
| slackermommy Neighbor girl is watching porn and telling my girls all the details. I want to kick her mom in the head! |
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| slackermommy Really wanted to kill the saleswoman at Shoe Carnival today. What happened to customer service? |
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| slackermommy @Mamalogues I hear ya! I thought things would settle down for me. Wrong! |
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| slackermommy Daughter broke down today about her tics. Breaks my heart. |
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| slackermommy @momomatic Time to hide in the closet with a bottle of Jack. |
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| slackermommy @motherofbun So am I! Fiber One bars do a number on me. |
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| slackermommy I hate figuring out what to cook for dinner and my jeans are waaay too tight. I'm crabby. |
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| slackermommy Reserve your spot in Heaven/Hell http://tinyurl.com/6ehbbl |
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| slackermommy I'm counting the hours until I drop my toddler off at the babysitter. Is that wrong? |
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| slackermommy @VelveteenMind I don't think you're considered cool until you have hot pink leopard print crocs. Not sayin' I have 'em....OK, I do. |
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| slackermommy @fivestrongs Ewww! |
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| slackermommy Guy added my blog to Alltop!Now if only I could convince him to add my other onehttp://tinyurl.com/6c8ucc |
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| slackermommy @Mamalogues So sorry, girl. I'm shocked that this chick has the balls to fight you. |
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| slackermommy @phatmommy I just told mine that they can't say mom or any version of mom for an hour. My ears need a rest. |
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| slackermommy @Nominimom Congratulations! Love the name. |
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| slackermommy @momomatic Thank God we're fixed! I would get knocked up if I was in the same room with him when he took his pants off. |
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| slackermommy Back from a night away with the hubby. There's nothing better than some time away to remember why you fell in love. |
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| slackermommy Took me 2 hours to glue 90 rhinestones on a costume! Seven more costumes to go than need something done to them. |
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| slackermommy @canape I hear ya! My boobs just revolted and refused to let down the milk. |
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