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  1. Well, it could be worsohgodddsbbpptfjdndbsn 2:13 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  2. It's going to be impossible to get the smell out of this Wookiee. 12:59 PM Sep 21st from web
  3. Did I ever mention that I'm claustrophobic? And I hate garbage. And OH GOD THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN 12:55 PM Sep 21st from web
  4. Fell into a garbage pit. Delightful. 1:22 PM Sep 18th from Tweetie
  5. "A little short for a stormtrooper?" Yeah, haven't heard that before. Good thing she's pretty. 2:34 PM Sep 3rd from web
  6. WHOA. Stormtrooper codpiece suddenly wildly uncomfortable. 2:21 PM Sep 3rd from web
  7. Oh god which door is it they all look the same 10:42 AM Aug 29th from Tweetie
  8. Also you would not believe how hard it is to type with these gloves on 3:04 PM Aug 23rd from Tweetie
  9. "we're all fine here...now...how are you?" I swear this guy is dumber than a box of womp rats. Better go find space princess 3:03 PM Aug 23rd from Tweetie
  10. Tremendous violence! 3:25 PM Aug 17th from Tweetie
  11. Heh some schmuck tried to get in the elevator but DENIED. Elevator full of wookiee. 2:27 AM Aug 9th from Tweetie
  12. I can't see a thing in this helmet. 3:40 PM Aug 7th from web
  13. Time to "cuff the Wookiee." 12:38 PM Aug 7th from web
  14. Okay. Old Ben wandered off to turn off the tractor beam. Assets: two fussy droids, a grouchy mercenary, me, and a pile of fur. Also, guns. 12:26 PM Aug 7th from web
  15. Okay. We're gonna rescue the space princess, because she's hot and she's rich. Who says chivalry's dead? 11:26 AM Aug 7th from web
  16. Plugging my "R2 Unit" into the "Imperial Computer Network." God I need to get laid. 10:10 AM Aug 7th from web
  17. The space princess is on this battle moon thing! Let's be heroes! 10:37 AM Aug 2nd from Tweetie
  18. HOWLING AND BLASTING. GREAT STEALTH TACTIC 11:59 AM Jul 21st from TweetDeck
  19. I've been TK421 for two minutes and already I'm getting yelled at. 10:51 PM Jul 19th from Tweetie
  20. Man, how do stormtroopers pee? This armor is a pain. 11:33 AM Jul 19th from Tweetie