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  1. My toe really hurts. Cleaning is seriously dangerous.
  2. I'm feeling very overwhelmed today. I'm not sure that I'm going to get everything done that I need to today.
  3. If i have to clean up another puddle of pee I'm going to lose it. This frigid weather needs to stop so my dog will potty outside again.
  4. So my dog has decided that it's waaay too cold to potty outside especially since there are perfectly good floors to pee on inside. Uuuugh!
  5. Oh, how I hate laundry. At least I have Dr. House to keep me company.
  6. "It's it interesting that religious behavior is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart."
  7. I hate how people in SUVs drive in bad weather. Seriously people, you're not driving a tank! Your car is not invincible. Slow down!
  8. "Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop." I cannot help but dance and smile when I hear this song.
  9. Dude, only five cents and we're the only ones here. We're having way too much fun. http://yfrog.com/4ewmrfj
  10. It's so nasty outside we're the only ones eating at Johnny Rockets. http://yfrog.com/1d95567693j
  11. @enamoredbyone You should come out and visit some time and we'll go. We only live 15 minutes from one.
  12. This cracks me up every time. Just as bright? Um, clearly not. http://yfrog.com/4fmi8zj
  13. Driving through Starbucks then going to Ikea. Two of my favorite things in the world.
  14. I'm wearing cute, new socks. This makes me happy. #itsthelittlethings
  15. Getting ready to (hopefully) get the rest of our Christmas shopping done.
  16. @newbornidentity Happy birthday!
  17. Phoebe will lick her own butt all day but made a disgusted look when she licked @joelgratcyk 's toes. Um...
  18. I just kicked minesweeper's ass. Yes! Now I can go on with my day.
  19. Aaaaand 9 o'clock, Biggest Loser spoiled already. Damn it people, why do you have to announce winners to reality shows?!
  20. @joelgratcyk LOL! Oh, that was totally by accident. I am hilarious. ;)