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  1. @JACKLAYTON SKYTANK ALSO DOES NOT WANT HARPER TO COME BACK. YOU KNOW THE SAYING "WHEN THE CATS AWAY,A COUNTRYS ECONOMY DOESN'T SHIT THE BED"
  2. @r3za89 SKYTANK IS A) NOT AMERICAN B) NOT HUMAN & C) DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK.
  3. IRANIANS HACK TWITTER? AND AFTER ALL THAT POINTLESS HARD WORK YOU #BANDWAGON JOCKIES DID FOR THEM? ITS AS IF THOSE GREEN AVATARS DID NOTHING
  4. LANDMINES IN THE SCHOOL PLAYGROUND, NOW SIT BACK WITH SOME POPCORN AND WAIT FOR THE LUNCH BELL TO RING. #FIGHTFRIDAY
  5. PS: THANK FUCK IT'S #FIGHTFRIDAY
  6. REPEAT AFTER SKYTANK: THANK FUCK IT'S FRIDAY.
  7. SKYTANK CURRENTLY RE-ENTERING ATMOSPHERE.
  8. SKYTANK: SETTING UP MEETINGS BETWEEN BATSHIT CRAZY RELIGIOUS NUTS AND THEIR WACKY DEITIES EVER SINCE THEY STARTED BELEIVING IN THAT BULLSHIT
  9. SLAPPIN BITCHES AND VEHICULAR CUNTS. SKYTANK'S WILL BE DONE!
  10. SKYTANK'S DEBAUCHERY BASED FUSION CORE IS FULLY POWERED AND READY TO CAUSE MAXIMUM DAMAGE. KA-BLAM!
  11. @AntoniaZ SKYTANK ONLY ARRIVES TO DO ONE THING, KA-BLAM HUMAN-MAMMALS. SO SKYTANK GETS PAID NOT TO SHOW UP.
  12. HELLO IMPRACTICAL MASSIVE PICK-UP TRUCK IN AN URBAN ENVIROMENT. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET SKYTANK'S BATTLE-AXE! KA-CHOP!
  13. @tehsuck SKYTANK APPROVES. DROP SOME VODKA BOMBS.
  14. NOTHING SAYS HAPPY HOLIDAYS LIKE SKYTANK'S NEW MASSIVE DOUBLE-BLADED BATTLE-AXE AND A SKYSCRAPER FRESHLY CLEAVED IN TWO
  15. THE ONLY UFC CAGE MATCH SKYTANK WANTS TO SEE IS MARTHA STEWART VERSUS DEBBIE TRAVIS. TWO WALK IN, ONE WALKS OUT.
  16. NEXT CHRIS ROCK WILL REMAKE AVATAR, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF ANOTHER WORLD IT'LL TAKE PLACE IN CHICAGO AND IT'LL BE ABOUT DRUGS AND FAMILY BULLSHIT
  17. @michaelthorner YOU SAY HOOCHY LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
  18. RT @aKargus: turns out i can say really terrible things and she keeps coming back... this girl is a boomerang of low self esteem.
  19. SPORADIC AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE AND DANGER-CLOSE ARTILLERY. WHAT? HOW DO YOU TURN OFF YOUR ALARM CLOCK IN THE MORNING?
  20. SKYTANK IS HUNTING THE ELUSIVE FRIDAY, IT IS A POST-MONDAY TEASE.