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  1. white men suck because their dicks are bigger than their brains. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. @caloey i accidentally @ you as calu just now leh. about 10 hours ago from web
  3. @ammynity yeah it's very weird and poky. just use the normal foundation sponge for it. about 10 hours ago from web
  4. why am I reading all these lousy books instead of writing my own lousy book.. about 10 hours ago from web
  5. omg the mini chicken pies are so good after you put them in the oven toaster @tokyotenshi, thank you @starbucksmy for the box! about 18 hours ago from web
  6. did you know pumice stones are actually volcanic glass? the world never ceases to amaze me... 8:35 AM Dec 16th from web
  7. will never understand why a Swedish company in Malaysia makes THE best Malaysian curry puffs =/ 3:08 AM Dec 16th from web
  8. "I now have an erection that is probably tall enough to ride some of the scarier rides at Great America without a parent." -- WTF IS THIS? 5:42 AM Dec 15th from web
  9. but because I'm not my sims live in an oversized house with no roof. 7:47 PM Dec 14th from web
  10. man if I were an architecture student The Sims would be such an awesome game to play.. 7:46 PM Dec 14th from web
  11. omg I have the movie Choke, the suspense is killing me. !!!!!!111 5:12 AM Dec 14th from web
  12. why do I always realize important things just that little bit too late. 10:18 AM Dec 13th from web
  13. @artieloh aiya arthur i mean the beer one! i wanted to RT it but i dunno how to RT. 6:36 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to artieloh
  14. @artieloh cause it's so you! 8:07 AM Dec 12th from web in reply to artieloh
  15. @artieloh wow that was a very arthur line 7:05 AM Dec 12th from web in reply to artieloh
  16. it's quite sad when I find an awesome song and it's been around for a few years, makes me wonder - how many more awesome songs am I missing? 6:14 AM Dec 11th from web
  17. thank you parents for not giving me a moustache.. 6:09 AM Dec 11th from web
  18. danse macabre 10:54 PM Dec 10th from web
  19. i wish i was pretty like zooey deschanel. 10:31 AM Dec 10th from web
  20. forgot to put in the battery before pulling out the adapter FML. 8:25 AM Dec 10th from web