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  1. My xm radio doesn't display full titles, so I'm listening to "Bullet with butt"
  2. I met a guy from Ghana yesterday who had never seen snow in his 32 years of living. I promptly threw a snowball in his face.
  3. @peterfitzwel why yes. Yes I do.
  4. I'll totally watch out. They're always up to no good and listening to the rap music. What? Oh. Black ice. Not black guys? I'm not racist.
  5. One of my co-workers is deaf. He is so going to be on my charades team.
  6. I do not advise brushing one's teeth and styling your hair while naked in front of the mirror. Trust me on this one.
  7. @stinsgrl97 I'd really like to see Giada and Rachel Ray go at it.... if you know what I mean.
  8. I saw the worst of human nature today as a swarm of people piled upon our fresh-off-the-truck snow shovels. It made me weep for humanity.
  9. Giada DeLaniceboobs and Bobby Flay against NJ Whore and Fat guy on Iron Chef America. My wife will freak! She loves DeLaniceboobs and Flay.
  10. Attn Springfield, VA. Got conf. that the Springfield Home Depot will have snow shovels arriving in the a.m. Store opens at 6. Call ahead.
  11. I saw a Pirahna feeding of people on snow shovels. Sold 1000 snow shovels in less than 3 hrs.
  12. Another @HomeDepot exclusive. The "Super-duper Scooper." Hand made snow shovels. http://yfrog.com/32xsyj
  13. MADNESS people! I've seen the pirahna equivalent with people and freshly-arrived snow shovels.
  14. Awesome. We hand made snow shovels out of plywood and wood stakes and they are selling like crazy. Outpacing production
  15. Something I've learned today. Hispanics will still do massive construction projects. Even in 2ft of snow. #hispanicsFTW
  16. Sorry, Springfield VA. It's getting too dangerous outside for us to bring our associates in. This Home Depot closing at 2pm.
  17. Alright, VA come and get a @homedepot exclusive. The Deluxe Concrete Mixi.... Er... I mean Super Sled 9000. http://yfrog.com/3l1n3tj
  18. The creativity of a @homedepot associate. We are currently selling concrete mixing tubs that also double as an awesome sled.
  19. @budweiserplease up to your knees? Imagine how your dog's chacha felt.
  20. @stinsgrl97 don't worry. I'll trek out to you so I can ignore you and play video games.