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My xm radio doesn't display full titles, so I'm listening to "Bullet with butt"about 1 hour agofrom Tweetie
I met a guy from Ghana yesterday who had never seen snow in his 32 years of living. I promptly threw a snowball in his face.about 1 hour agofrom txt
I'll totally watch out. They're always up to no good and listening to the rap music. What? Oh. Black ice. Not black guys? I'm not racist.about 14 hours agofrom Tweetie
One of my co-workers is deaf. He is so going to be on my charades team.about 20 hours agofrom Tweetie
I do not advise brushing one's teeth and styling your hair while naked in front of the mirror. Trust me on this one.1:29 AM Dec 21stfrom Netvibes
I saw the worst of human nature today as a swarm of people piled upon our fresh-off-the-truck snow shovels. It made me weep for humanity.6:23 PM Dec 20thfrom TweetDeck
Giada DeLaniceboobs and Bobby Flay against NJ Whore and Fat guy on Iron Chef America. My wife will freak! She loves DeLaniceboobs and Flay.6:04 PM Dec 20thfrom Netvibes
Attn Springfield, VA. Got conf. that the Springfield Home Depot will have snow shovels arriving in the a.m. Store opens at 6. Call ahead.4:35 PM Dec 20thfrom Tweetie
I saw a Pirahna feeding of people on snow shovels. Sold 1000 snow shovels in less than 3 hrs.4:32 PM Dec 20thfrom Tweetie
MADNESS people! I've seen the pirahna equivalent with people and freshly-arrived snow shovels.1:46 PM Dec 20thfrom Tweetie
Awesome. We hand made snow shovels out of plywood and wood stakes and they are selling like crazy. Outpacing production8:49 AM Dec 20thfrom txt
Something I've learned today. Hispanics will still do massive construction projects. Even in 2ft of snow. #hispanicsFTW11:57 AM Dec 19thfrom txt
Sorry, Springfield VA. It's getting too dangerous outside for us to bring our associates in. This Home Depot closing at 2pm.10:49 AM Dec 19thfrom Tweetie
The creativity of a @homedepot associate. We are currently selling concrete mixing tubs that also double as an awesome sled.8:17 AM Dec 19thfrom Tweetie