skullhead
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What do our Christmas lights and I have in common? We're both well hung.
about 12 hours ago
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Watched Alice yesterday. Not as big a mess as tin man, but still seemed reverse engineered from concept art.
about 19 hours ago
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I don't care that it'll be cheesy, overpriced, and mercenarily commercial. I want to go now:
6:44 AM Dec 10th
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Make love not wharrgarble.
3:19 PM Dec 9th
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Last tweet should have read: Snow is coming down. Detective man, he say me daddy me snow me are to blame.
6:35 PM Dec 8th
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@ More different content is coming, with new ways to fail :-).
6:35 PM Dec 8th
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Snow is coming down. Detective man, he say mr
3:32 PM Dec 8th
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So this is a blackberry. Not bad! thanks, @ and @.
7:48 PM Dec 7th
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My cell currently disconnects 30 seconds into calls. Maybe baby drool isn't great for gadgets.
9:24 AM Dec 7th
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The sleeping goliath that is Minneapolis winter has finally awoken and is ready to whoop some ass.
3:25 PM Dec 4th
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Favorite thing I've written this week: "A good time was had by all, and so was your mom."
6:12 AM Dec 3rd
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@ Yeah, me too.
5:07 PM Nov 30th
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Never thought I'd be watching football on a regular basis. Good thing I'm also listening to Adam Lambert, so no testosterone overdose.
6:09 AM Nov 30th
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@ we wouldn't say no to seeing you guys tonight...
2:31 PM Nov 28th
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Thanksgiving for 17+ went off without a hitch. Bellies were stuffed, beers and wines consumed, nothing broken, no fights. W00t.
12:16 PM Nov 27th
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@ Okay breasts and tough, salty legs? You should really stay away from that pirate strip club.
12:07 PM Nov 27th
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I am thankful for a fantastic child, supportive wife, and that raising a baby isn't as hard as advertised.
2:27 PM Nov 26th
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@ what ails you?
2:27 PM Nov 26th
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Cabinets look super-awesome. The old countertops perched atop them, not so much. Three long weeks 'til new countertops.
8:54 PM Nov 25th
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@ Buy 'em Buffy DVDs instead -- much better role model than whiny, mopey, passive Bella. Plus, you get residuals!
1:37 PM Nov 23rd
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