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Woman in front driving @ 50MPH trying to light a cigarette. Almost loses it on shoulder twice. Smoking can kill in more ways than one. 10:44 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
@PaulPoteet "Dense Fog Advisory until 10am". I issue "Dense Driver Advisory" at WB I-465 @ A'ville exit. 4:48 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to PaulPoteet
Oprah's leaves her talk show in 2011. Unemployed. Hope she has some money in the bank to fall back on. 4:25 AM Nov 20th from web
@ev In my case, I'm the Dad trying to explain Twitter to my two teenage sons! 11:48 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to ev
Calif restricts energy-guzzling TV sets http://sk4.us/306 Next up energy producing TVs that convert methane from all crap on TV. 5:26 AM Nov 19th from web
ChaCha.com hits the Top 100. Been there, done that. Have the T-Shirt: http://sk4.us/305 1:09 PM Nov 18th from web
@PaulPoteet Re: IndyStar interview. Print is dead, Pixels rule. Newsprint for packing dishes and lining birdcage. 3:39 PM Nov 17th from web
Just saw @IndyPODS is following me. Thought it was a local chapter of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", but it's a storage company. 3:37 PM Nov 17th from web
ChaCha is a Top 100 Web site http://sk4.us/304 and I get a Mug-Of-My-Mug for my efforts http://sk4.us/303 3:37 PM Nov 16th from web
Old Rocker's Syndrome...Bruce Springsteen greets concert crowd with 'Hello Ohio!' ... but he was in Michigan http://sk4.us/302 8:07 AM Nov 15th from web
NASA confirms there's water on the moon. Also confirms there's no ice water in Hell. 2:19 PM Nov 14th from web
Thanks to @heavenlyfodder @PaulPoteet @AlterSeekers @funny_vid for the Re-Tweets this week! 3:42 AM Nov 14th from web
It's Friday the 13th. You're supposed to wear a Jason hockey mask to work today. No, really, you need to. 5:05 AM Nov 13th from web
Very funny spoof video. A "Twitter Spokesman" responds to Twitter users http://sk4.us/301 4:47 AM Nov 13th from web
Just saw Ch. 13 Traffic Reporter Mimi Pearce at Meijer. She helped me avoid messy ketchup spill on aisle 5. 8:33 AM Nov 12th from web
Mike Tyson punches paparazzi photog who was taunting him singing R. Dean Taylor hit ♬ "Indiana wants me..lord I can't go back there". 6:05 AM Nov 12th from web
False report Mike Tyson bites ear off photographer at LAX. Mix up.. Mike actually eating an elephant ear at airport food court. 5:59 AM Nov 12th from web
RT @chachaman My 1 yr old speaks 3 different languages, if he doesn't he get his way in 1 language, he'll try another! Too funny 5:52 PM Nov 11th from web
@PaulPoteet Web Site idea. Paul's Extreme Scuba Training: PaulPoteetsGottaBreathe.com 2:19 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to PaulPoteet
Microsoft official admits Windows 7 design inspired by Mac OS X http://sk4.us/299 1:39 PM Nov 11th from web

Name Steve Kremer
Location Carmel, Indiana, USA
Web http://kremer.com
Bio Original online humor since 1995. Creator of JokeWallpaper the 1st web humor site. Click on link above for more fun stuff. Like the pic? Back when I had hair!