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@amberlindholm and you're a poet! 11:42 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to amberlindholm
Thorndon Fair 09-she is done. Sold goods, made moolah. Got nice comments, got stupid comments. Ate fudge. Ate lil donuts. Perfect. 11:57 PM Dec 5th from web
A rat, bought in as a gift from cat, is not a pleasant, quiet, non-jumping, non-freakout delight, lasting from 9.30pm to 5.52am. It's not. 7:22 PM Dec 1st from web
I extremely hate when sites force me to au - I am not an Australian! I am a human being!! (Check out The Elephant Man sometime!) 9:10 PM Nov 26th from web
Post Boxes are a lot less ubiquitous when you actually need one. 8:52 PM Nov 26th from web
Beaker - pitch perfect. Janice - guitar god. Rowlf - ivory tinkling master. http://bit.ly/6Kwb4R 10:34 PM Nov 24th from web
Butterflies, self-propelled flowers drifting in color, illuminating spring & looking pretty cool in frames! http://bit.ly/pLsRl 6:22 PM Nov 14th from web
"Jesus it's hot in here? Right? No? It's fucking hot, you people looking at me like I'm crazy. You're crazy." More gold @shitmydadsays 10:58 PM Nov 10th from web
http://bit.ly/pLsRl I'd say a Millennium Falcon is pretty do-able after this 6.5hr effort! Perhaps tho a real El Día de los Muertos one 1st. 12:50 AM Nov 8th from web
@daniel_whiting DIY+CPR in 1 day! Sounds like BEER+something creative I can't conjure up cos I'm too full of paella & cake is well deserved 9:29 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to daniel_whiting
This Is It - shoulder pads and sparkles, live singing (not lip-synching), letting it "simmer" - pretty sweet concert film. He really was it. 12:16 AM Nov 4th from web
@meanestindian Agreed. So sad that my favourite font - Gill Sans - was created by a deviant http://bit.ly/2w8l78 http://bit.ly/kIJGS 1:40 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to meanestindian
A rose by any other name would taste better if handcrafted in gumpaste embedded in buttercream, and placed on a cupcake http://bit.ly/2w8l78 1:29 AM Nov 3rd from web
Nerd Alert!! http://xkcd.com/657/large/ I coulda used this about page 20 pages into "A long-expected party" until "Well, I'm back," he said. 1:26 AM Nov 3rd from web
@garrickwood Oooh, hold it under your chin - if your chin glows yellow it means you like butter. awww. 10:38 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to garrickwood
Great satire. http://bit.ly/1NxXCu via @TheOnion - How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son 8:27 PM Oct 27th from web
Why we can never become a paperless society http://bit.ly/2VrOdd 12:14 AM Oct 22nd from web
@daniel_whiting Hmmm, not good. http://bit.ly/1ghTiw Doesn't look like he's lovin' it. 9:43 PM Oct 21st from web in reply to daniel_whiting
Morphologically disturbed insects from Chernobyl http://bit.ly/vCJcY and http://bit.ly/vCJcY http://bit.ly/NlA9q cf. http://bit.ly/IR42Z uh? 12:28 AM Oct 19th from web
Have spent much of the weekend coming up with onomatopoeia for farts and cutting out sparrow pictures http://bit.ly/3QqZ2o ah, thorndon fair 1:43 AM Oct 18th from web

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