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  1. I always thought I was prepared to stand before greatness, but I am unworthy of this moment: http://snipurl.com/t2s5y Thanks @sydneysarachan
  2. At Blackstones bar. I said that in my heart of hearts I could never love the bar ho. @jayhutch said that ''In my dick of dicks, I could. ''
  3. @jtrocc is teaching @noeyt44 the crow position she learned in yoga. Noey can't do it without attempting (inaccurate) crow sounds: "ha haw!"
  4. Twitter just told me it liked my new photo! Oh Twitter you dirty flirt!
  5. Everything, and I mean EVERY fucking thing that ever was or will be, rests on my dinosaur hat being delivered tomorrow. Gods, hear us now...
  6. I'm crowd-sourcing a children's book about a family of rabbits called "Who's In My Hole?" Open call for first sentences...
  7. Today I decided to form Little Twitaly, a Twitter mafia to extort, money-launder and do hit jobs. If you don't join me now you'll be sorry.
  8. Tonight mom had to tell dad to stop doing whippits at the dinner table. That should answer all questions about my upbringing.
  9. @sydneysarachan When I lack one piece of musical knowledge, my brain creates another: Cat Stevens sounds like the fat guy in Blues Traveler
  10. Google Wave will be the hottest collaborative technology since Megazord! I'm a social media guru, I am authorized to say that.
  11. "Where the Wild Things Are" was over my head. So much for those decades of cognitive development since I last encountered the material...
  12. @jayhutch And with a few more moments, mystery solved. http://www.thisman.org/ is owned by Italian firm Guerriglia Marketing. Damn I'm good.
  13. @jayhutch I'm calling hoax on httt://www.thisman.org ... It will be the second bluff I called today, after that little balloon bastard
  14. @noeyt44 I am captivated by your gripping and emotional reporting of the #balloonboy saga. You're like the Anderson Cooper of Twitter
  15. My whole time in NZ I never got to touch a lamb. Except for with my mouth, but it was already cooked by then. Seriously. I'm not like that..
  16. If God had a Twitter, what would it be like and would you tweet @ him to his face? If tweeting meant that you would have to believe...
  17. Not every asian man you see is John Cho, @andrewkillinger
  18. @BradfordPearson You do NOT want to go toe-to-toe with me on bird law, Mr. Big Shot Lawyer
  19. "'Super Nanny' is the stupidest show on television. They should just change it to 'Slap Your Goddamn Kids Already'" - my sister
  20. @mollyrobben If you're going to have Elvis stuck in your head, at least go for "Suspicious Minds"...better for howling along to