skeeve37
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Almost summertime, and you know what that means, people...West Nile Virus time again!
10:44 PM Jun 4th
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@ oo, that's harsh. I'll make a note to avoid those guys. Wouldn't want to get more swine flu than I already have.
11:09 PM May 4th
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@ A friend (and nemesis) of mine appears to be electric skateboard racing you this week. It is on.
11:04 PM May 4th
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Had to go out a few days ago. No access to a hazard suit, so I wore a hoodie, gloves, and ski/gauze mask. DHS just released me today.
12:28 AM May 3rd
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@ I lost track of all of them a few years ago.
8:42 PM Apr 28th
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in reply to rae_bot
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100 followers! We're 10% of the way to a thousand, guys. This is serving as a good distraction from all my illnesses.
8:30 PM Apr 28th
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@ That's just about all I've been talking about lately.
6:40 PM Apr 28th
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in reply to Marty_Burns
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Oh, hey, I'm new to this whole Twitter thing. Guess I should be tagging my posts with
6:37 PM Apr 28th
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@ is no substitute for word-of-mouth information, though, mind you.
6:36 PM Apr 28th
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Following @ now. Need to stay informed.
6:36 PM Apr 28th
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@ Bananas are great! Builds the immune system against all the nasty stuff out there.
11:30 PM Apr 27th
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in reply to profundity_now
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oops, typo in previous tweet. REDO: In the spirit of @, I am racing @ to 1000 followers. Tell your friends!
11:24 PM Apr 27th
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It has been predicted that at least one of you will get swine flu, look out for pork! RT @ @ I am confident the answer is yes.
11:18 PM Apr 27th
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@ Will any of my followers get swine flu?
11:10 PM Apr 27th
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@ Do I have swine flu?
11:04 PM Apr 27th
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@ Again with this question. Even if I was Randall (which I'm not), I wouldn't tell you people.
11:00 PM Apr 27th
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in reply to neodudecurt
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@ It's either swine flu or that Sudden Blood Loss Syndrome I've been hearing about.
8:30 PM Apr 27th
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in reply to twilight7531
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In the spirit of @, I am racing @ to 1000 followers. Tell your friends!
8:23 PM Apr 27th
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@ bail, these, kick. This means something.
8:20 PM Apr 27th
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in reply to thetiniest
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@ My camera's got swine flu all over it anyway.
7:54 PM Apr 27th
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in reply to THErealFROGMAN
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- Name skeeve37
- Location Hiding
- Web http://xkcd.com/574/
- Bio My friends call me a hypochondriac. They won't be laughing when we're all dead.
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