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  1. theraflu was not made for sipping; it's much more of a "down the hatch" libation.
  2. if your runway show consists of stuff i'd wear to work, you are not a fashion designer! you simply make ok clothes that are black.
  3. you know how the kiehl's acai damage repairing serum fucked up my face? kiehl's customer service responded to get more details...impressive!
  4. join shop it to me, help me win a pair of louboutins. (pretty please??) http://tinyurl.com/ylh4vu4
  5. oh wow, that is totally not what i thought "food insecurity" meant. i like my version better; it involves a fancy cheese plate and a party.
  6. dear ladies of the spanx, tell me your stories! i'm as appalled as i am intrigued, which is to say that i'm appalled that i'm so intrigued.
  7. that's mr. limp bizkit to you!
  8. i'm pleased to see that the salted nut roll is still called a nut roll, made even better by the "good source of protein" banner.
  9. me: i'm allergic to non-chemicals. i'm never going natural again. eff that ess. abbie: yeah at least chemicals have been tested on animals.
  10. i kept this old brill's content because @mathowie is a visionary who i'm lucky to call a friend. #mathowielove http://tinyurl.com/yaoknqc
  11. hives suck. hives on your face suck more.
  12. hey fashion designers: add the phrase "vegan leather" to your wares and apparently you can add ~$100 to your price points.
  13. @kitsunenoir @smoovebert - i got a 95 on walkscore.com. i guess they didn't hear about how the sky is falling: http://tinyurl.com/yl6js9x
  14. here's the thing, r kelly...you're pretty much the last person in the world i want to get me pregnant. real talk. http://tinyurl.com/yc3odjc
  15. today my special needs hair is being extra special.
  16. diy salsa golf ftw!
  17. i'm contemplating my last real meal for the next 10 days...suggestions?
  18. OH: you don't want bedbugs? don't move to new york!
  19. cooking like the french, only in english.
  20. giddy with bubble anticipation.