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  1. diy salsa golf ftw!about 3 hours ago from txt
  2. i'm contemplating my last real meal for the next 10 days...suggestions?about 7 hours ago from web
  3. OH: you don't want bedbugs? don't move to new york!4:02 PM Nov 8th from txt
  4. cooking like the french, only in english.12:39 PM Nov 7th from txt
  5. giddy with bubble anticipation.6:30 PM Nov 6th from txt
  6. TGIWTF!1:55 AM Nov 6th from web
  7. *refresh* nothing *refresh* nothing *refresh* nothing *refresh* where my scrabble bitches at, yo? *refresh* *refresh* sleep? (*refresh*)11:51 PM Nov 5th from web
  8. RT @foodwoolf Thank you @whiteonrice and @steamykitchen for such an incredible night of food, sake, and friends.10:42 PM Nov 4th from web
  9. @invictus - we crawl inside of ourselves for control. we crawl inside of ourselves for control. we crawl inside of ourselves for control.9:32 PM Nov 4th from web
  10. do over-the-knee boots come equipped with a false sense of security that you do not look like a hooker when you wear them or is that extra?10:07 AM Nov 4th from web
  11. OH: i might puke.11:37 PM Nov 3rd from txt
  12. my head doesn't hurt anymore, but i can't feel my legs nor can i remember my name. that's normal, right?1:50 PM Nov 2nd from web
  13. @souris - i think you mean hello cougar!6:10 PM Nov 1st from txt
  14. OH: in portland, you can just hate the vegans.5:37 PM Nov 1st from txt
  15. had a dream last night that tranny model rebecca yeast* died during a breast implant surgery. *there is no such person. my brain is amazing.9:25 AM Nov 1st from web
  16. OH: "NO!!! no one wears the devo costume but me...that is not an option!"3:51 PM Oct 31st from txt
  17. when he's a male primadonna but he's not bj novak, that's a dealbreaker, ladies. http://subtlesexuality.com #dealbreaker #30rock #theoffice3:37 PM Oct 29th from web
  18. when he knows more of the lines from "dirty dancing" than you do, that's a dealbreaker, ladies. #dealbreaker #30rock3:32 PM Oct 29th from web
  19. when he uses the words "medicine" and "meth" interchangeably, that's a dealbreaker, ladies. #dealbreaker #30rock3:14 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. when he starts with "i think you're hot" and ends with "because skinny girls are ugly", that's a dealbreaker, ladies. #30rock #dealbreaker2:24 PM Oct 29th from web