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  1. at what point in the "dip corn chips into a tub of frosting" thought-to-execution process should one really begin to worry about oneself? about 6 hours ago from web
  2. OH: "instead of an app you could just launch TardBook where everyone just posts the most retarded stuff possible. oh wait, that's facebook." about 11 hours ago from web
  3. OH: "fwiw, i think @mat honan really is the flash." about 11 hours ago from web
  4. i'm doing my taxes on a friday night; god bless klonopin. #taxtweet 9:28 PM Feb 5th from web
  5. misha commenting on our first 'words with friends' duel: "this game's all fucked up now...shit." 11:28 PM Feb 4th from Tweetie
  6. wait, what!?! it is NOT in fact shark week?? well, this is certainly embarrassing... 8:42 AM Feb 3rd from Tweetie
  7. here's the thing: no. 11:47 PM Feb 2nd from web
  8. name of my future seafood restaurant: squid pro quo. 4:57 PM Jan 31st from txt
  9. the goth and the grip go hiking...story at 11. 12:44 PM Jan 31st from txt
  10. hike or bikram? hike or bikram? hike or bikram? hike or bikram? while still in bed, i could make this debate last forever. 9:40 AM Jan 31st from web
  11. OH: beer and ice cream is a funny combo, but it always seems to happen. 11:00 PM Jan 29th from txt
  12. svpply.com is making me need things i don't actually need. 5:30 PM Jan 29th from web
  13. chasing down a fedex truck is not as cool as it looks on tv. 10:08 AM Jan 29th from txt
  14. remember the olden days when time was money and the phone bill arriving in the mail was cause for serious panic? 5:48 PM Jan 28th from web
  15. important announcement unrelated to the #apple #ipad: curtains and/or drapes do not belong in bathrooms. i'm not sure why, they just don't. 11:31 AM Jan 27th from web
  16. it's great that the hurt locker rocked the SAG awards but i wish i hadn't watched it right before bedtime. 8:38 AM Jan 25th from txt
  17. "recession 101: self worth beats net worth." 12:49 PM Jan 24th from txt
  18. #unfollow @invictus ;) 7:54 PM Jan 20th from txt
  19. best. thunder/lightning. ever. (for los angeles, anyway.) 10:57 AM Jan 20th from web
  20. these postures are making me thirsty. #bikram 11:47 PM Jan 19th from web