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  1. Always tried to get people to pronounce my last name Skaare like scar not scare. Success: just offered domain name of scab.net for $1688.
  2. Facebook ad:"if you're a 61 year old male driver," insurance could be $12.mo Pix: 2 mid-20 kids, one flipping a thumb. Hmm.
  3. Saw Santa on a hook-n-ladder tonight. How could he have finished his to-do list when I can't even make a dent in mine.
  4. On the opposite side of my office wall someone sits like me, but then gets up and flushes. Rather disconcerting.
  5. : Getting an Audience to Pay Attention When They Don’t, Won’t, or Can’t (Rethinking a previous blog post) Whe... http://bit.ly/774Mt7
  6. Buying an 8GB flash drive, said a vendor, would affirm my "Neo Stylism.” Dumb me. I thought it was for file storage.
  7. Shuffling in line behind 30 bored trade show attendees at convention center Starbucks.
  8. @ChrisPassante we will watch eagerly for how the Matrix marathon affects your editing of the paper
  9. I heard someone today lower her voice when referring to "people of a certain age."
  10. Out, Blind Spot! Out, I say!: I was feeling the rush of pending triumph in a debate over the annual report with a not... http://bit.ly/OOYoQ
  11. Fascinating RT@GuyKawasaki 500 years of portraits of women in three minutes http://om.ly/OYnB
  12. 3 Reasons We Over-prepare, 5 Ways To Avoid Going Batty: Over-preparing may be a lack of confidence, or it might be convincing yourself t..
  13. Penetrating clip from recently departed writer/singer Jim Carroll about a 16-yr old athlete running toward death.http://tinyurl.com/yag284n
  14. Burying my uncle's body rather than ashes was a better value since he consumed more of the space he had bought, someone said.
  15. The piece of cork in my last swallow of Merlot was actually a fly, apparently suffering relapse.I think its wing is caught between my teeth.
  16. Not sure why the ear-piercing fire alarm in the Philly train station restaurant drove out patron but not workers. Dogs know the answer.
  17. I thought about bringing some clunkers from the office to a dealership to see if they had any monetary value; kindess backed me off.
  18. Mother of gore filmmaker Eli Roth once hired a magician to cut him in half as a party trick. Mother's love, I guess. http://tiny.cc/bKGBe
  19. Yep, RT @mckra1g is right. Great flashback song.http://blip.fm/~c51lz
  20. A fly in my office four days ago was a nuisance I tried to kill, the next day just bothersome, and by the third day, a companion.