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  1. @QueenBee912 No, but I don't think it's a bad idea. It could definitely be something out of a sitcom. 1 minute ago from web
  2. Introducing this year's flu season, sponsored by Kleenex! about 3 hours ago from web
  3. Start referring to yourself as the "Nation of Kim" when discussing real life issues. RT @QueenBee912 I need a good nickname about 3 hours ago from web
  4. Here's @johncmayer totally sucking at guitar! http://www.youtube.com/watc... about 4 hours ago from web
  5. I love people that are only on Twitter to harass celebrities. If John Mayer is a shitty guitar player the rest of us are totally fucked. about 4 hours ago from web
  6. I know what will make me feel better, a big fat disgusting Whopper... about 7 hours ago from web
  7. Playing this Friday night at Future Stars Studio in Fairfield, NJ if my 101.9 fever doesn't kill me first. about 8 hours ago from web
  8. Overheard last weekend: "Sean is not a fighter, he has deep existentialistic thoughts about life and argues about health care". - Ray K. about 8 hours ago from web
  9. I am the king of hitting no-look tissue shots in the garbage. about 8 hours ago from web
  10. HAHA! Kids are our future! RT @HeyAlexThink This kid is scary, why would you have him as advertisment? http://yfrog.com/1e43bxj about 9 hours ago from web
  11. Thanks for all the well wishings!!! about 11 hours ago from web
  12. Continuing my diet of water and vitamins until my fever gets under 102. Can't believe I played a show Saturday in this condition. Props. about 13 hours ago from web
  13. At the end of the day you shed all the metal that person put in you and move on, evolve. It's warfare and you have to put it behind you. about 13 hours ago from web
  14. ..even if that someone new is yourself: career, aspirations, family, friends, etc. Things you put on the back burner for a while. about 13 hours ago from web
  15. that eighth slice. For whatever reason you let that 1/8th consume everything else and BAM it's over and you're both moving on to someone new about 13 hours ago from web
  16. void. You love, you bicker, argue, fight and reconcile and realize damn, it's like a pizza where you love 7/8 slices and you can't get past about 13 hours ago from web
  17. It may be the meds/fever talking, but that's the thing with breaking up. Once you get past the he/she said, the blame, there's still a... about 13 hours ago from web
  18. Sick, 102.8 fever, definitely can't be good. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. Jimmie Johnson four in a row! 3:48 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  20. @AnthonyCortese I think it's $7. 8:02 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to AnthonyCortese