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  1. @justinthesouth Goodnight, friend!
  2. @LucasKarmazinas That's unbelievable. Terrible!!
  3. @megmagdah ooooh. boo for that. I have totally driven to Massachusetts for such evenings. Though perhaps not a Monday.
  4. @gideonstrumpet Apologies. #sorrymydogremindsyouofyummyalcohol
  5. @megmagdah Is there no place locally to find that? It sounds delightful! And oh so green!
  6. I've decided that 9:17 is the perfect time to attack these dreadful inherited drapes with abandon and get them the heck off my windows.
  7. @gideonstrumpet Well then pour me over ice and call me lucky, because I have BOTH right here.
  8. @gideonstrumpet Is it so wrong that I named my pet after that delicious drink?
  9. Oh, yes, Hallmark Channel. You and I *are* friends.
  10. @megmagdah I saw a fabulous cherry apron this past weekend, but I refrained. I'm hoping Santa made a note of my enthusiasm for it.
  11. @I_am_sam_I_am HA! it's okay, sam. i won't judge you.
  12. At last! Home! Tacos, Bailey and warmth waiting. But ugh. I need to avoid conversations like the ones I am constantly stuck in.
  13. Ugh. I feel like I am the wrong character in a Bridget Jones movie.
  14. Oh, quit putting on your fancy-brain airs. Your snobbishness does not appeal to me. Nor do I think you that fancy *or* smart.
  15. @randyhate Is that a known side effect? something akin to hangover cotton mouth?
  16. Hilarious as always, Bill. You also made me miss Peggy. RT @billzam: Just plane obnoxious. My latest column is up at http://bit.ly/8Bhu3Z.
  17. Earmuffs with hot compresses in place on each of my ears should be totally acceptable work attire. #bringbackprincessleiafashion
  18. My ears!!!! My EARS!!
  19. @sujal The real world at times escapes me. I think I thought she was already married? I'm so 2000 and late.
  20. @sujal I think it must have been coincidence. Sadly, I don't work any where near @AbbyOhMyGod. Or we're totally keeping things from you.