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  1. Last human kills all zombies. Dies. —Sacha Wheeler
  2. Dead Hooker In House?! Garbage Disposal. —Zakar
  3. He never joined the Procrastinator’s Union. —Chris Pollay
  4. Surprise 100th birthday party… bad idea. —Chris Pollay
  5. One more operation, cyborg becomes robot. —Sean Brogan
  6. Intoxicated at 10, sober at 47. —citymostar
  7. They attacked April 1st. Nobody suspected. —James Hazelden
  8. Death. White-light… Water? Gills? Reincarnation… —Ben Ng
  9. Inhales. Oblivion. Mom walks in. Shit. —StephErr
  10. She faked orgasms. I faked love. —Trevor
  11. Time traveler kills himself. Ruled homicide. —Billy Mays III
  12. The memory ray could still…uh… —Eph of Ecks
  13. She is pregnant. He is sterile. —Swati
  14. Universe ending. Still awaiting rescue ship… —stardust rain
  15. Responded to Nigerian e-mail: IT WORKED!!!!!!! —Ken Krimstein
  16. For Beatrice; Inferno, Purgatorio, Paradiso. uh-oh. —Dante
  17. President trips! Accidentally presses red button… —Ben Ng
  18. Ate bug for a dare. Poisoned. —John
  19. “Cancel my funeral, Dad. I’m back.” —Oli Beale
  20. We stopped time. Forever. Happy. Together. —Jori