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  1. “Look Ma! I can fl-” — WHUMP! —Rindo
  2. Two-timing bastard. Scorpions. Serves him right. —Yoshinori Todo
  3. Won the lottery. Tweeted. Found dead. —repka
  4. Rape, arrest, prison, escape, revenge, Mexico. —Yoshinori Todo
  5. Long ago, blood stains. Today? Ketchup. —J.H. Kranti
  6. Thyme flies when you’re kitchen-fighting. —Sean Brogan
  7. Best man elopes with worst bride. —Kourosh
  8. I tied the knot. She suffocated. —Angel Zapata
  9. The dyslexic atheist never found dog. —Chris Pollay
  10. Newlyweds. Frequent tremors vex bedstead termites. —M. Hari Prasad
  11. Headstone: “Told you I was ill” —Paul Rutherford
  12. “What is heroin?” asked Janis, intrigued. —Chris Pollay
  13. Meticulous domino chain completed… Don’t sNEEZE!!! —Ben Ng
  14. Zombie attack. Run and panic. Walk……… —Alan Quirino
  15. Religious differences. Man dumped for God. —Jason
  16. Born. Schooled. Worked. Died… Never lived. —Xian
  17. Guitarist found stroking A minor. Acquitted. —Charlie
  18. Rogue red sock dyed the whites. —Roma Diaz
  19. Life, Joy, Expression! Repression, Submission, Extinction. —M. C. Smith
  20. Internet sentient. Contents: 78% porn. Whoopee. —Sylvain