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  1. Tombstone shakes. Cries heard from within. —Chris Eddleman
  2. “Do I look fat?” Yes! “No.” —Charlie
  3. Tropical depression quits Zoloft, becomes hurricane. —Prattle Assassin
  4. Cloning achieved! Gay man marries self. —Ben Ng
  5. The Shark swam faster than him. —anthony
  6. Sign in Andromeda: ROSWELL NEXT EXIT —Ken Krimstein
  7. Warning shot. Candelabra falls. Oops, suicide. —repka
  8. Awoke from dream; still living nightmare. —Kathleen A. Ryan
  9. Artistic Civilization: Accountant cuts off ear —Ken Krimstein
  10. Ahh. Another case of whiskey… solved! —James Hazelden
  11. Finally, the water covered his mouth. —Chris Eddleman
  12. Positive attitude begins. Our relationship ends. —Sydney Jovanovich
  13. Morning invaders perish in Listerine purge. —J.H. Kranti
  14. Night foggy. Lookout groggy. Titanic soggy. —Chris Pollay
  15. Spammers break final CAPTCHA: Turing Test. —Jeff
  16. Peter Piper’s proposed ‘pepper pick’, postponed. —Joe Ghattas
  17. Man finds immortality. Names it Abigail. —Amit Kapoor
  18. Engagement ring: sold to buy medicine. —DJ Salac
  19. Transgender op. Unintended consequence: re-learn dancesteps. —Daen de Leon
  20. Dissertation topic solved. Starts from scratch. —khowey