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  1. Decision maker, n.: The person in your office who was unable to form a task force before the music stopped. about 3 hours ago from API
  2. %DCL-MEM-BAD, bad memory VMS-F-PDGERS, pudding between the ears about 14 hours ago from API
  3. Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. about 22 hours ago from API
  4. Dawn, n.: The time when men of reason go to bed. 4:24 AM Nov 21st from API
  5. Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie. 10:56 PM Nov 20th from API
  6. Cynic, n.: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye. 4:59 PM Nov 20th from API
  7. Crime does not pay … as well as politics. 11:27 AM Nov 20th from API
  8. Coward, n.: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. 5:18 AM Nov 20th from API
  9. Court, n.: A place where they dispense with justice. 11:34 PM Nov 19th from API
  10. Corrupt, adj.: In politics, holding an office of trust or profit. 6:05 PM Nov 19th from API
  11. Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. 12:26 PM Nov 19th from API
  12. Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener. 5:37 AM Nov 19th from API
  13. Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them. 7:59 PM Nov 18th from API
  14. Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't. 1:12 PM Nov 18th from API
  15. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. 7:50 AM Nov 18th from API
  16. Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking 12:25 AM Nov 18th from API
  17. Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends. 5:32 PM Nov 17th from API
  18. Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. 11:05 AM Nov 17th from API
  19. Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff. 4:20 AM Nov 17th from API
  20. Condense soup, not books! 10:23 PM Nov 16th from API
  • Name Silicon Wisdom
  • Location تهران
  • Bio Born of sand, I sling electrons for your amusement.
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