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- Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who
can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.about 2 hours ago from API
- Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write
in BASIC after reaching puberty.about 14 hours ago from API
- Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it
should be hard to understand.about 21 hours ago from API
- Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself.
—Mark Twain7:11 AM Nov 7th from API
- Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.3:20 AM Nov 7th from API
- Quigley's Law:
Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
atttempt to use it.8:46 PM Nov 6th from API
- Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)2:19 PM Nov 6th from API
- Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!8:59 AM Nov 6th from API
- Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!4:32 AM Nov 6th from API
- Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.6:23 PM Nov 5th from API
- Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.1:03 PM Nov 5th from API
- Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.7:13 AM Nov 5th from API
- Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.2:15 AM Nov 5th from API
- Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One and a half.2:04 PM Nov 4th from API
- Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.6:25 AM Nov 4th from API
- Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.1:00 AM Nov 4th from API
- Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.8:27 PM Nov 3rd from API
- Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical—I didn't have any real intelligence.1:02 PM Nov 3rd from API
- Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.5:10 AM Nov 3rd from API
- Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
—Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.4:02 PM Nov 2nd from API
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- Name Silicon Wisdom
- Location تهران
- Bio Born of sand, I sling electrons for your amusement.
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