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  1. Ankh if you love Isis.
  2. Angels we have heard on High Tell us to go out and Buy. —Tom Lehrer
  3. “And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?” asked the father of his little son. “Diet.”
  4. And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
  5. … and furthermore … I don't like your trousers.
  6. Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all.
  7. “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge.”
  8. An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
  9. “… an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.” —Mark Twain
  10. An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.
  11. An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
  12. An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
  13. An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.
  14. An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
  15. An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
  16. An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but is always polite to traffic cops.
  17. An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it —James Michener, “Space&r ......
  18. “I dunno, it seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.” Calvin, “Calvin and Hobbes”
  19. “Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.”
  20. America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization. —John O'Hara