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  1. i scared a poodle today. that shit felt GOOD.
  2. @awryone so then i guess richard simmons ruined "short and curlies?"
  3. $39.99 for a fucking hanging plant? that bitch better FELLATE me.
  4. my meathead neighbor offered to tow my dead motorcycle with his truck as he saw me walking it up the hill. tow? a motorcycle?
  5. @awryone be thankful! after you grill up a few pups, you dont have to go to the fridge for the condiments!
  6. sometimes i hate the sun.
  7. i'd like a wonderbra. for my life.
  8. i think i have a small piece of motorcycle stuck in my hand.
  9. this lasagna. it sits like lead in my bowels.
  10. my intestines hurt
  11. Just got back from grandmas house. sometimes i forget how catholic she is.