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  1. Who pays? She or him? Or dine & ditch so there's no confusion? http://is.gd/5hSYc
  2. RT bookgrrl RT @bookgrrl This article about why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie is hysterical. heeeeeeeee http://bit.ly/55K4aN
  3. Nesting nesting nesting.http://is.gd/5bgtU
  4. I adopted a turkey named Rhonda. She's pretty. http://is.gd/54Rv3
  5. Overheard at the office. Me: Jeremy, why are men so strange???? Jeremy: Uh, have you ever tried dating a woman? Touche.
  6. Can women and men be friends? I'm not breaking new ground. At all. But it is fun to dissect. http://is.gd/535Q3
  7. RT @AceHardwareDC 50% off between 11:50 a.m. and 12:50 p.m. at 5th Street Ace Hardware. Say password: STUFFING http://bit.ly/072n0b6
  8. Oh, to be a hunter/gatherer with health benefits. http://is.gd/51RPM
  9. RT @Delight_com: Feeling crafty? These stamp sets are flapping adorable, and like nothing we've seen before http://ow.ly/DObj
  10. I think I might have been feeling defensive. Whateves. http://is.gd/4Z4Gu
  11. RT @shitmydadsays "If mom calls, tell her I'm shitting... Son, marriage is about not having to lie about taking a shit."
  12. Best Dates. Ever. http://is.gd/4V081
  13. RT@johncmayer Stay hurtable. Stay human. Stay open. It's always worth it. (Is it weird that I emailed him for a date for my book project?)
  14. Tasting scotch is totally like dating. Really. http://is.gd/4UlTQ
  15. @isitdinneryet every day is a bad running day!
  16. I love that Levi Pali..er..what's his last name? is posing for Playgirl. Love love love it. Hot or not? I will never say. http://is.gd/4UdBe
  17. The Book passed through legal. Now mustering author's names to blurb about its amazingness. Taking suggestions. Dating-related please.
  18. Tung Toos are not what they are cracked up to be.
  19. Overheard @ dinner: "If you wanna be a ho, be a ho. Shit. Fuck it."
  20. More unsolicitied suggestions about where you should be going. LOVED Edward Burtynsky: Oil (along with everything else). http://is.gd/4O4jS