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  1. My dog Dioji is taunting me with his good health. And ability to lick himself.
  2. I should be in a castle being interesting right now instead of blowing my nose. Peculiar, right? But totally true...
  3. I'm pretty sure i'm getting sick. It's not you. It's me.
  4. Must...replenish...everything...
  5. My plans tonight are to sweat and dance until I bleed. What the eff are you doing?
  6. Is sweaty an emotion? If so, I second it.
  7. @amberguesa75 I did not get it. Can you email it to me?
  8. Some guys look good with a couple of days of facial hair e.g. every dude on Lost. I look like a hobo.
  9. If Republicans need to resign in order to remain relevant, I am OK with that.
  10. Here's to all the countries around the world having a kick ass 4th of July!
  11. @amberguesa75 hey psychic. Transmit your new number into my head.
  12. Is it wierd I'm in a little BBQ joint and they are playing The Smiths? Seems very Austin. Now off to the movies.
  13. My energy was really kinda wierd last night for some reason. I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup.
  14. Dear fictional porn Twitter girl, Please stop following me. When I see you aren't real it hurts my feelings. But good luck with all the sex.
  15. @rejects Funny because Tipsy Putzing was my bands name in college.
  16. Hey nerds! Check out the beautiful new paper RPG my friend helped create. If you don't you will get -10 charisma http://bit.ly/QKYaO
  17. Getting some Zen then off to the San Jose. If you aren't in Austin you don't know what that means. +1 for me.
  18. If I was on This Week with George Stephanopoulos, I would probably say things like, "Huh?" and "I thought there would be bagels".
  19. Going to go make trouble for the establishment.
  20. You do not want to be a 80's era celebrity today. Watch out Kirk Cameron.