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My dog Dioji is taunting me with his good health. And ability to lick himself.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
I should be in a castle being interesting right now instead of blowing my nose. Peculiar, right? But totally true...about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
I'm pretty sure i'm getting sick. It's not you. It's me.3:16 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie
Must...replenish...everything...9:24 AM Jul 11th from Tweetie
My plans tonight are to sweat and dance until I bleed. What the eff are you doing?5:51 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Is sweaty an emotion? If so, I second it.1:14 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@amberguesa75 I did not get it. Can you email it to me?8:42 AM Jul 8th from TweetDeck in reply to amberguesa75
Some guys look good with a couple of days of facial hair e.g. every dude on Lost. I look like a hobo.2:56 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
If Republicans need to resign in order to remain relevant, I am OK with that.9:20 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
Here's to all the countries around the world having a kick ass 4th of July!6:50 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
@amberguesa75 hey psychic. Transmit your new number into my head.7:14 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie in reply to amberguesa75
Is it wierd I'm in a little BBQ joint and they are playing The Smiths? Seems very Austin. Now off to the movies.5:01 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
My energy was really kinda wierd last night for some reason. I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup.5:47 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
Dear fictional porn Twitter girl, Please stop following me. When I see you aren't real it hurts my feelings. But good luck with all the sex.12:26 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
@rejects Funny because Tipsy Putzing was my bands name in college.11:44 AM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to rejects
Hey nerds! Check out the beautiful new paper RPG my friend helped create. If you don't you will get -10 charisma http://bit.ly/QKYaO1:59 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
Getting some Zen then off to the San Jose. If you aren't in Austin you don't know what that means. +1 for me.4:51 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
If I was on This Week with George Stephanopoulos, I would probably say things like, "Huh?" and "I thought there would be bagels".11:07 AM Jun 28th from TweetDeck
Going to go make trouble for the establishment.8:13 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie
You do not want to be a 80's era celebrity today. Watch out Kirk Cameron.3:03 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck