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Air Raid!!! Women and Panda to the shelter! Yes, the Hugh Hefner smoking jacket IS necessary. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
@5chw4r7z I thought a non-university metro pass was $100 per year about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to 5chw4r7z
@nth_degree I know. Bad Panda. <slaps paw> about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to nth_degree
I told my wife I wanted a "hole-in-one" and not that I was meeting my "hoe at 1". ~Tiger about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
Today's tweets are sponsored by the mammal of the day, the Humpback Whale. Not sure what to do with all the plankton, krill and some fish. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
Hey! My iPhone 3GS is shipping overnight from Texas. Refurbished/$50. I love tracking numbers!!!! about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
@michellelentz Is that really his name? Josh Rocks? Cool. I'd let him make me a drink for sure. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to michellelentz
@nth_degree @michellelentz I'm thirsty. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
@michellelentz And I do so want to appreciate the the bourbon and the vermouth. They want to be appreciated. Hey, Tonic uses stir method. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
@michellelentz Yes! Pandahattans!!! Maybe mine could be shaken. Ha! about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to michellelentz
@michellelentz All those years. All those Manhattans. Manhattans prepared improperly. <sigh> about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to michellelentz
@udandi Your patrons have no pants on? Are you sure you work at a public library and no an Adult Bookstore? about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to udandi
@nth_degree Ok. Manhattans. Shaken with ice but served up. How do you have yours? about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to nth_degree
@michellelentz I always shake my Manhattans. Have I been doing something wrong? about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to michellelentz
RT @rainie1u: Take the Cake Tweetup is this Saturday, December 5th! http://bit.ly/8arHsK **Hey, are Pandas allowed to go? about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
RT @findlaymkt: New twitter account for Findlay Market vendors. Follow @findlaymkt. Please RT. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
RT @geekjames: 33.4 million people are living w HIV; last year 2 million ppl died. Today is World AIDS Day. Spread knowledge. #WorldAids ... about 20 hours ago from API
@udandi Is Neil one of the Chippendales? Cool that the library has such a progressive dress code. about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to udandi
@this_monograph I drew 1,006 unicorns. They're real, right? about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to this_monograph
Yay, a meeting! <cuts self> about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Name Sibelius Simpleton
Location Cincinnati, OH
Bio super skooter riding panda of doom

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