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  1. i'm defragmenting.
  2. RT @samenthoven: Slice Four of free story JETHRO'S ACE OF HEARTS and a gorgeously sinister horse-drawn carriage http://tinyurl.com/ye6pttc
  3. i've done a blogpost. http://bit.ly/4lCtPJ. It will appeal to knitters and also includes photos of Freya.
  4. i'm just about to watch MOTD. I won't be tweeting it, because if you want, you can actually watch it on the television.
  5. @benjohncock Is there a DVD?
  6. @lordlikely would you accept a funfair?
  7. @themanwhofell your last 3 tweets had Bukakke, urinating on a war memorial & sticking a baseball bat up Dannii. Excellent work.
  8. @RichHL no
  9. I can stick 6 peanuts up my left nostril..dry roasted.
  10. I'm listening to Classical FM. Danny Baker's belching Grieg's piano Concerto in A minor.
  11. I'm not watching x-factor, but isn't it hilarious? Aren't they all PRICELESS?
  12. Isn't it about time Google got rid of this sesame street bollocks.
  13. chance to win 2 tickets to Paris (and back) on Eurostar courtesy of @biggreenbooks & @gallicbooks http://bit.ly/28oaiu RT
  14. @LaceyTiger thanks for the #ff. I'm now off to bookshop to host an event with @kit_berry and to lament my shoddy sport section.
  15. @simonschusterUK We have a sport section. Who else is on?
  16. @simonschusterUK sorry , that was a bit uncalled for...I'm afraid i'll be busy, but thanks anyway.
  17. @simonschusterUK why the fuck would I want to do that?
  18. Tonight for one night only @kitberry at the Big Green Bookshop http://bit.ly/tX21z.
  19. @rtyronejones just added the event on FB and am doing the website right now.
  20. Is this thing on?