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  1. I'm not doing this quite right today. about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. My left eye. Never cross it. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. I have 228 followers. Beat that Jesus about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. @charltonbrooker yes, he probably is. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to charltonbrooker
  5. @BottyB capture the essence and sell it as a fragrance for yummy mummies. You'll clean up (so to speak) about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to BottyB
  6. Boring website stuff, but essential . about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. If you want to know what i'm doing, it involves Henry Kelly an apple & Debbie McGee's guilt. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @StuartEvers Awesome top 50. I'm checking we have them in the shop every day you post them up. Thanks about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to StuartEvers
  9. @greythorne That's why i'm tweeting about it. It's gruel and a dip in the Thames usually. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to greythorne
  10. I've often wondered whether, like clothes, you shrink if you wash in water that's too hot. I used to be 6 foot 7 about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. tonight, my twittering is brought to you by salmon on a bed of tomatoes with potatoes & 2 Bottles of Leffe blond. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @biggreenbooks top 50. Numbers 50-41 just announced !! http://bit.ly/7mGol0 about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @LaceyTiger that's right baby!! Give me 45 mins. about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LaceyTiger
  14. @loveitloveit Kerwhizz and the horrific Dirtgirl are 2 and 1. Little Red Fox would up there if it was longer too. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to loveitloveit
  15. Guess With Jess goes straight in at number 3 in the chart of rubbish programmes on CBeebies about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. In a fight to the death who would win. Spooky Spoon or the Shape Japer? about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. I think another cup of coffee about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. @missdaisyfrost Appropriately I would save Coming Up for Air by George Orwell. 2:30 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to missdaisyfrost
  19. Geoff has requested my presence. Goodnight my gorgeous mangoes. 2:28 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  20. I found out today that sleep has a christian name. Geoff. 2:26 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  • Name Simon Key
  • Location Cosmopolitan Wood Green
  • Web http://woodgreenb...
  • Bio Simon's random thoughts.The co-owner of the Big Green Bookshop in Wood Green.
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