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  1. I wanted to do a #followfriday of all the great #followfriday-ers, but my brain got caught in a recursive loop and my head asplode. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @Konstantine AWW! Great song! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Konstantine
  3. @Spinchange Beam. Mixes with everything, or nothing. Go. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Spinchange
  4. I know pain. I worked at The Great Hot Dog Experience at the King of Prussia Plaza on Black Friday in the 80's. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. @theacerbic1 Baahaaa! Awesome!!And what an honor with such great company! about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to theacerbic1
  6. @ashamedtosay Aw, thanks for the listing! As for me, I come back to Twitter for the picture of your shoes. :) about 6 hours ago from web in reply to ashamedtosay
  7. Dear Old People, You cannot claim memory loss to get attention AND insist on knowing everything. They cancel each other out. love, Simon about 6 hours ago from web
  8. @facetious_one *sigh* A black, black Friday, truly. about 8 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to facetious_one
  9. My wife is giving her mother tech support. Trying so hard not to give her a copy of the xkcd tech support flowchart. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. @hotdogsladies only if it's got video. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to hotdogsladies
  11. @RogueBeotch Oooh! Great company to be with... thank you! :) about 14 hours ago from web in reply to RogueBeotch
  12. Mortified that the others in my house are actually GOING TO TARGET today. For shame. Then again... so quiet... HAVE A GREAT TIME KTHXBYE! about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @rejecter HaHAAA! What are they making you use to author sites? about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rejecter
  14. @Gia_Antolini aw, she's cute! about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Gia_Antolini
  15. @wifeoftj @lilykily @ruthakers I'm not sure the physical world can withstand such awesome... about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to wifeoftj
  16. Have to cut down a tree today. FUCK. Wait! Get to use a chainsaw! Woohoo!! about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. Might have to skip Twitter today. Hands not working well. Peeled too many chestnuts, carved too many turkeys. #ow about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. Everything I have hurts. Not sure how I was cooking, but I need to market it as a workout video. #ow about 17 hours ago from Tweetie
  19. Thankful that I just got my 666th followerrrrAAAARGABLARGHHLL! 6:17 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  20. Yes, indeed. Thankful for all these people who used to be strangers and now are not. 6:15 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie