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  1. I wanted to do a #followfriday of all the great #followfriday-ers, but my brain got caught in a recursive loop and my head asplode.
  2. @Konstantine AWW! Great song!
  3. @Spinchange Beam. Mixes with everything, or nothing. Go.
  4. I know pain. I worked at The Great Hot Dog Experience at the King of Prussia Plaza on Black Friday in the 80's.
  5. @theacerbic1 Baahaaa! Awesome!!And what an honor with such great company!
  6. @ashamedtosay Aw, thanks for the listing! As for me, I come back to Twitter for the picture of your shoes. :)
  7. Dear Old People, You cannot claim memory loss to get attention AND insist on knowing everything. They cancel each other out. love, Simon
  8. @facetious_one *sigh* A black, black Friday, truly.
  9. My wife is giving her mother tech support. Trying so hard not to give her a copy of the xkcd tech support flowchart.
  10. @hotdogsladies only if it's got video.
  11. @RogueBeotch Oooh! Great company to be with... thank you! :)
  12. Mortified that the others in my house are actually GOING TO TARGET today. For shame. Then again... so quiet... HAVE A GREAT TIME KTHXBYE!
  13. @rejecter HaHAAA! What are they making you use to author sites?
  14. @Gia_Antolini aw, she's cute!
  15. @wifeoftj @lilykily @ruthakers I'm not sure the physical world can withstand such awesome...
  16. Have to cut down a tree today. FUCK. Wait! Get to use a chainsaw! Woohoo!!
  17. Might have to skip Twitter today. Hands not working well. Peeled too many chestnuts, carved too many turkeys. #ow
  18. Everything I have hurts. Not sure how I was cooking, but I need to market it as a workout video. #ow
  19. Thankful that I just got my 666th followerrrrAAAARGABLARGHHLL!
  20. Yes, indeed. Thankful for all these people who used to be strangers and now are not.