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  1. Location location location
  2. Of course it won't just let me easily sign in and pay my cable and internet bill online. Of course. Because that would be easy
  3. Watching scrubs and doing client work before I head to a thanksgiving dinner
  4. Controversial Christian Faction Believes Jesus Was Nailed To Two Parallel Pieces Of Wood http://bit.ly/7tKyEK
  5. oh, the climate monkeys think they have a smoking gun. Circus time http://bit.ly/6g4h6K
  6. @MarkLeMunyon who is Tom Russert? Tim Russert's brother?
  7. Dexter: Power-Saw to the people http://bit.ly/8QQiwO
  8. RT @Jack__Kerouac: "What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?"
  9. without a decent court settlement, Maryann Burk Carver’s post-divorce life would be “like a bag of doorknobs that wouldn’t open any doors.”
  10. @kuhn never goes with me to power breakfast
  11. Was not expecting thunder storms tonight
  12. Burnt out on work, tv, reading and internet, and yet it's too early to go to bed
  13. RT @josephstanton: Anybody want to hang out with me? No? That's okay, me either.
  14. The most bizarre video you'll watch today http://bit.ly/3KORsh
  15. College students arrested for not paying tip http://bit.ly/2wti3c
  16. My favorite New York Times blog updates with a rare post http://bit.ly/4ghYaU
  17. Andrew Sullivan's obsession with Palin is kind of creepy http://bit.ly/2rokm7
  18. Ha, John Lithgow is in the opening episode of Dexter. he places a killer
  19. Eek, episodes of Dexter season 4 cost $4 on demand
  20. @alexpriest yeah, a speaking class