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  1. I just read that a dog will let go of your leg if you stick your finger up its anus, but isn't that true of all animals? And humans in fact? about 1 hour ago from HootSuite
  2. @sophievarney I video things because I'm into films. And editing my footage gives me something to do in the evenings beyond online gaming. 8:44 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to sophievarney
  3. @Willykins1986 I bought a self-help book but it made you stand at the mirror & say things that only work in an American accent. So I gave up 8:42 AM Dec 2nd from web in reply to Willykins1986
  4. When Kelly said I was smart the other day it made me feel sick - in a good way. 3:23 AM Dec 2nd from web
  5. @jolam1103 I spend a lot of time on my own. My record's 5 days without any human contact. I'd be a good Buddhist but I don't like brown rice 10:41 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to jolam1103
  6. @Aaron_LoLz I didn't f**k up having friends. I never had any to start with. I have plenty online. Maybe I'm less annoying electronically. 10:27 AM Dec 1st from web
  7. I just disassembled and reassembled the microwave in 15 minutes. No one will ever find out that I did it but it's good to know that I can. 8:44 AM Dec 1st from HootSuite
  8. Of all our jobs I don't mind poster scraping. I've worked out a system to make it easier. I'd tell the others but they'd just take the piss. 2:21 AM Dec 1st from HootSuite
  9. Saw someone today out of the corner of my eye. He was wearing an orange hoodie pulled down over his face. When I looked round he'd gone. 4:50 AM Nov 27th from HootSuite
  10. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. http://www.flickr.com/photos/simonmisfits/4135517403/ 7:52 AM Nov 26th from web
  11. @robyn_d_x @roseee_X typed ‘cute’ into google & the first image was a half spider half squirrel. not sure you calling me cute’s a good thing 5:15 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to robyn_d_x
  12. Sometimes people don't mind you filming them without permission. Sometimes they do. Sometimes they really, really do. http://bit.ly/7KfYsP 10:02 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. Been out filming today. Maybe I'm being paranoid but I think people were following me. Does anyone else feel like they're being followed? 8:20 AM Nov 25th from web
  14. Stared at this for 47 minutes to see if it is a Magic Eye picture. Now I have a headache and my left eye is twitching. http://bit.ly/62kA85 7:43 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. Shygirl18 are you on Twitter as well? 7:19 AM Nov 24th from web
  16. wants to know what people think of his videos. Happy to chat now. Or any time. Day or night. http://bit.ly/6x08rN 10:36 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. Found this, I think it's a QR code. I wish I knew how to decode it. I'll look on the internet, the internet will know. http://bit.ly/62kA85 9:33 AM Nov 20th from web
  18. We have to help out some pensioners today. Old people freak me out. I used to cry when I saw my granny. She reminded me of death. 10:05 AM Nov 19th from web
  19. No mention of the storm on tv. Maybe the weathermen have been told to keep quiet? Might explain their weird expressions. They're in turmoil 4:43 AM Nov 17th from web
  20. is looking for someone to talk to. Anyone. At all. 6:25 AM Nov 16th from web
  • Name Simon B. (MISFITS)
  • Location UK
  • Web http://www.e4.com...
  • Bio I don't know why I'm doing this or if I even should, but I'm getting bored of my own head.
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